Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
Jesus, what is wrong with people?
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Jesus, what is wrong with people?
She’d be really upset about this post if she could read
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
She’d be really upset about this post if she could read
Describe this…….slowly…..don’t concern yourself with the zipper sound
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Describe this…….slowly…..don’t concern yourself with the zipper sound
My part of Georgia is more “uhhhhh I don’t want those scary URBAN types around me” and I’ll let you connect those dots.
We moved here at arm’s length and selected based on school district ratings
We moved here at arm’s length and selected based on school district ratings
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My part of Georgia is more “uhhhhh I don’t want those scary URBAN types around me” and I’ll let you connect those dots.
We moved here at arm’s length and selected based on school district ratings
We moved here at arm’s length and selected based on school district ratings
Chiming in from Georgia and hooooooo boy they don’t like anything labeled liberal
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Chiming in from Georgia and hooooooo boy they don’t like anything labeled liberal
She’s figuring us out right now
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
She’s figuring us out right now
This has HAPPENED
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This has HAPPENED
Here’s the thing. I was all in favor of this.
But we gotta rein in back in. Absolutely
But we gotta rein in back in. Absolutely
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Here’s the thing. I was all in favor of this.
But we gotta rein in back in. Absolutely
But we gotta rein in back in. Absolutely
The westy IPA isn’t too bad but the hazy is terrible
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The westy IPA isn’t too bad but the hazy is terrible
I enjoy the Athletic stuff I can get, and Hop Water. Nice flavor without any craziness
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I enjoy the Athletic stuff I can get, and Hop Water. Nice flavor without any craziness
Any comment calling a “man” like this a jagoff gets an immediate like
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Any comment calling a “man” like this a jagoff gets an immediate like
Jesus Christ someone should push this dickhead into a locker.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jesus Christ someone should push this dickhead into a locker.
This is going to sung to her a lot, and Rancid’s “Ruby SoHo”
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is going to sung to her a lot, and Rancid’s “Ruby SoHo”
She’s an absolute sweetheart. We’re getting her from the foster family in an hour
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
She’s an absolute sweetheart. We’re getting her from the foster family in an hour
I too like to wear a blazer that is two sizes too small.
Jesus Christ who dresses like this?
Jesus Christ who dresses like this?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I too like to wear a blazer that is two sizes too small.
Jesus Christ who dresses like this?
Jesus Christ who dresses like this?
I love tinned fish
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love tinned fish
Listen, as your friend, have you considered becoming the female version of Jaws from James Bond?
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Listen, as your friend, have you considered becoming the female version of Jaws from James Bond?