Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo.bsky.social
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Singer in ROAD HOUSE voice:
The name….is RUBY
The name….is RUBY
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Gotta fill out some paperwork but this girl is going to be moving in!
Fuck it, let’s get weird
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Fuck it, let’s get weird
Appointment set up for first thing Saturday morning to have this lovely lady meet Son of Cerdo and Her Ladyship
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Appointment set up for first thing Saturday morning to have this lovely lady meet Son of Cerdo and Her Ladyship
I’m sure this won’t backfire
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m sure this won’t backfire
Welcome to Target!
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Welcome to Target!
The Cool Lesbians™️ sent a pic of this good boy over and holy shit
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Cool Lesbians™️ sent a pic of this good boy over and holy shit
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
KGDJFSJTSITDUTSITDITSKTSITSJTSITZITSITSKTXITSITDITSI
We now return to our regularly scheduled cuddling
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We now return to our regularly scheduled cuddling
Anybody got $1400 I can borrow?
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Anybody got $1400 I can borrow?
COZY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
COZY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
PIKA PIKA, MOTHERFUCKERS
October 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
PIKA PIKA, MOTHERFUCKERS
THAT’S WHAT THE COCAINE IS FOR
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
THAT’S WHAT THE COCAINE IS FOR
Meeting at 4 PM and meeting at 5 PM
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Meeting at 4 PM and meeting at 5 PM
CRITICAL CANNING UPDATE
Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.
Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.
4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.
Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.
Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.
4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
CRITICAL CANNING UPDATE
Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.
Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.
4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.
Looks like the last run of this year’s summer garden.
Pint and a half of crushed cherry tomatoes.
4 pints green tomatoes salsa with roasted bell peppers, poblanos, serranos, habaneros, and roasted jalapeños.
lol Jesus Christ they’re gonna fold like hot laundry. Fucking pathetic
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
lol Jesus Christ they’re gonna fold like hot laundry. Fucking pathetic
Oh boy. Consciousness.
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Oh boy. Consciousness.
Pulled the tomato plants since the weather is turning and have enough green tomatoes to make a fun little salsa later
October 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Pulled the tomato plants since the weather is turning and have enough green tomatoes to make a fun little salsa later