Matthew Lyons
@cannibalghosts.bsky.social
Horror novelist. Monster Mash enthusiast. BOBODDY specialist. 🏳️🌈
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REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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There are people who will probably tell you not to gloat today but I am petty and spiteful and I will absolutely gloat because fascists are weird freaks who deserve to be shamed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There are people who will probably tell you not to gloat today but I am petty and spiteful and I will absolutely gloat because fascists are weird freaks who deserve to be shamed.
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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I will not waste a moment grieving for someone who wanted my loved ones dead, thanks
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I will not waste a moment grieving for someone who wanted my loved ones dead, thanks
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Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Will be interesting to see which news outlets omit his years of violent white nationalism. I'm guessing practically every single one.
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new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls!
August 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls!
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A couple books that have risen from the grave and made their way into our inbox! #Wyndclyffe #AMaskofFlies #Artifact from
@joehart1.bsky.social @cannibalghosts.bsky.social @torbooks @jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social
Go to linktr.ee/locusmagazine for all things new in the horror genre!
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@joehart1.bsky.social @cannibalghosts.bsky.social @torbooks @jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social
Go to linktr.ee/locusmagazine for all things new in the horror genre!
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September 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A couple books that have risen from the grave and made their way into our inbox! #Wyndclyffe #AMaskofFlies #Artifact from
@joehart1.bsky.social @cannibalghosts.bsky.social @torbooks @jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social
Go to linktr.ee/locusmagazine for all things new in the horror genre!
Link in bio
@joehart1.bsky.social @cannibalghosts.bsky.social @torbooks @jrobinsonauthor.bsky.social
Go to linktr.ee/locusmagazine for all things new in the horror genre!
Link in bio
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Apotheosis of the Knife
August 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Apotheosis of the Knife
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The announcer declares “welcome to San Jose, the heart of Silicon Valley” as the lady struggles & can’t get the self checkout machine to work for a customer.
She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds.
Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies.
& they hate artists.
She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds.
Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies.
& they hate artists.
August 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The announcer declares “welcome to San Jose, the heart of Silicon Valley” as the lady struggles & can’t get the self checkout machine to work for a customer.
She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds.
Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies.
& they hate artists.
She sees me, I use cash, & am done in 2 seconds.
Techbros have made the world a worse place & sold you on lies.
& they hate artists.
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Denver and surrounding area, come celebrate the launch of THIS IS MY BODY with @rachelfeder.bsky.social and @cannibalghosts.bsky.social and @mariaabrams.bsky.social and me!
Front Range friends!!!!
I know you want to celebrate @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social with me ❤️🔥
I know you want to celebrate @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social with me ❤️🔥
July 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Denver and surrounding area, come celebrate the launch of THIS IS MY BODY with @rachelfeder.bsky.social and @cannibalghosts.bsky.social and @mariaabrams.bsky.social and me!
yknow, after a week and a half on the salmonella-cucumber hellcoaster, I'd really fuckin like to get off the ride already
June 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yknow, after a week and a half on the salmonella-cucumber hellcoaster, I'd really fuckin like to get off the ride already
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Democrats… learn something from this
Lee Jae-myung, the South Korean politician who climbed the fence of the parliament to get inside and vote against martial law, has been elected president. Pretty cooool
June 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Democrats… learn something from this
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It takes a super genius in business to look at the Forbes Contributor pages and ChatGPT slop full of hallucinations and go: "Our well respected newspaper should stop being a well respected newspaper and instead be like those two things"
June 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It takes a super genius in business to look at the Forbes Contributor pages and ChatGPT slop full of hallucinations and go: "Our well respected newspaper should stop being a well respected newspaper and instead be like those two things"
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Wow Bezos really did kill WaPo huh
The Washington Post will sharply expand its opinion offerings, including with articles from other publications, according to people familiar with the plan. A final phase, allowing nonprofessionals to submit columns with help from an A.I. writing coach called Ember, could begin testing this fall.
The Washington Post Plans an Influx of Outside Opinion Writers
A new program, known internally as Ripple, would open The Post to journalists at other publications and influential writers on Substack.
trib.al
June 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wow Bezos really did kill WaPo huh
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April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Always loved that John Redcorn was a largely decent guy but realistically flawed on a show made in an era where Native depictions tended to be exoticized and one-dimensional even when they were positive
June 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Always loved that John Redcorn was a largely decent guy but realistically flawed on a show made in an era where Native depictions tended to be exoticized and one-dimensional even when they were positive
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The Onion continues to be the most reliable source for your news.
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...
theonion.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The Onion continues to be the most reliable source for your news.
theonion.com/maga-voter-a...
theonion.com/maga-voter-a...
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Sex Criminal Andrew Cuomo: In Hindsight, I Should Have Gotten Away With It
“If I had to do it again, I wouldn’t have resigned,” Mr. Cuomo said in a sit-down interview Monday with The New York Times.
If Andrew Cuomo Has a Regret, It’s Resigning as Governor
www.nytimes.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sex Criminal Andrew Cuomo: In Hindsight, I Should Have Gotten Away With It
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I’m not going to inflict an AI generated Calvin & Hobbes on you but I do want to say it should be legal for those responsible to be hunted for sport by Bill Watterson
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m not going to inflict an AI generated Calvin & Hobbes on you but I do want to say it should be legal for those responsible to be hunted for sport by Bill Watterson
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The New York Times: Whatever It Is, It's Complicated!™
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The New York Times: Whatever It Is, It's Complicated!™
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very in keeping with JF’s Whole Thing: doing the stupidest lowest-common-denominator shit imaginable while insisting he’s a heterodox truth teller
um, you couldn’t PAY ME to touch this book or support it. never in a thousand years. wow. ew. ick. 📚💙
June 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
very in keeping with JF’s Whole Thing: doing the stupidest lowest-common-denominator shit imaginable while insisting he’s a heterodox truth teller
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I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I think at some point we have to stop indulging the fiction that conservatism is a legitimate political tendency and isn't simply a grievance cult for those who value the ability to enact cruelty over their literal basic needs.
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Family, this is not a big ask, and it's Pride month. I'd love to see some of our allies do the actual ally thing and help these two out. Donating directly will always do more good than giving to big orgs or politicians, and certainly more than supporting rainbow capitalism.
If you have the means donate to my girlfriend and I, a disabled queer couple without a support network. If not, please share our post 🙏
💸 490/2000 💸
Thank you to the people who’ve donated so far, we’re getting closer to our goal 💕
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
www.paypal.me/anna966
gofund.me/87ead9fa
💸 490/2000 💸
Thank you to the people who’ve donated so far, we’re getting closer to our goal 💕
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
www.paypal.me/anna966
gofund.me/87ead9fa
Donate to Support Bee and Serana: Disabled Queer Couple in Need, organized by Anna Petty
Thank you for visiting our fundraiser! My name is Bee and my partner … Anna Petty needs your support for Support Bee and Serana: Disabled Queer Couple in Need
gofund.me
June 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Family, this is not a big ask, and it's Pride month. I'd love to see some of our allies do the actual ally thing and help these two out. Donating directly will always do more good than giving to big orgs or politicians, and certainly more than supporting rainbow capitalism.