Apple spiced dr. Marcel Piss 🍎 🍁
@drpiss.bsky.social
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In my dull-eyed cretin era
I think I might be too old to drink three beers
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think I might be too old to drink three beers
Only in New Yawk baybee
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Only in New Yawk baybee
Me right now brother
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Me right now brother
Enjoying some succulent meat
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Enjoying some succulent meat
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he's superman, he wouldn't steer you wrong
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
he's superman, he wouldn't steer you wrong
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
Ruminating. Dwelling. Marinading, even.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Ruminating. Dwelling. Marinading, even.
Jacking off with orthopedic compression socks on is better than the best cheesecake you’ve ever had.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Jacking off with orthopedic compression socks on is better than the best cheesecake you’ve ever had.
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The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jpedophile
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jpedophile
Bullshitted too good and now I’m on an interstellar trip to a stranded research vessel on the edge of the Deep Black to investigate why their comms went dark 24 cycles ago.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bullshitted too good and now I’m on an interstellar trip to a stranded research vessel on the edge of the Deep Black to investigate why their comms went dark 24 cycles ago.
The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jpedophile
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jpedophile
Boebert walking into the situation room
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Boebert walking into the situation room
I’m like high key analogous, you know
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m like high key analogous, you know
It’s pretty telling that Turning Point USA is still puppeteering chuck’s cold meat to advertise their garbage on YouTube. Modern day necromantic behavior
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s pretty telling that Turning Point USA is still puppeteering chuck’s cold meat to advertise their garbage on YouTube. Modern day necromantic behavior
Getting dinner at the new restaurant in town called “Horrible Food Poisoning”
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Getting dinner at the new restaurant in town called “Horrible Food Poisoning”
Filling my Neti pot with corn chowder
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Filling my Neti pot with corn chowder
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Fishing minigame
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fishing minigame
Veterans Day ASSembly, more like.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Veterans Day ASSembly, more like.
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There are months when no hamburger helper is eaten, and there are weeks when months of hamburger helper are eaten
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are months when no hamburger helper is eaten, and there are weeks when months of hamburger helper are eaten
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Dems never beating the cowardly shitbag allegations.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dems never beating the cowardly shitbag allegations.
TS Idiott
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
TS Idiott