dr. Marcel Piss (Santa) 🎅🏻 🎄
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In my dull-eyed cretin era
Kerbal Space Program
Usually it’s “Haha silly rocket do big boom”
But sometimes you go through the stages of grief when you fuck up the fuel allowance on a return journey.
Poor Bill, orbiting his home planet, life support & batteries slowly powering down, home in sight but just out of reach.
Usually it’s “Haha silly rocket do big boom”
But sometimes you go through the stages of grief when you fuck up the fuel allowance on a return journey.
Poor Bill, orbiting his home planet, life support & batteries slowly powering down, home in sight but just out of reach.
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Kerbal Space Program
Usually it’s “Haha silly rocket do big boom”
But sometimes you go through the stages of grief when you fuck up the fuel allowance on a return journey.
Poor Bill, orbiting his home planet, life support & batteries slowly powering down, home in sight but just out of reach.
Usually it’s “Haha silly rocket do big boom”
But sometimes you go through the stages of grief when you fuck up the fuel allowance on a return journey.
Poor Bill, orbiting his home planet, life support & batteries slowly powering down, home in sight but just out of reach.
(Judas Priest voice)
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Judas Priest voice)
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
Crankin my hog
Tired: farting away a stomach ache
Wired: pooping away a back ache
Inspired: pissing away mental anguish
Wired: pooping away a back ache
Inspired: pissing away mental anguish
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Tired: farting away a stomach ache
Wired: pooping away a back ache
Inspired: pissing away mental anguish
Wired: pooping away a back ache
Inspired: pissing away mental anguish
Chuck it in the “fuck it” bucket, your honor.
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Chuck it in the “fuck it” bucket, your honor.
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I have acquired the social security numbers of all of the muppets on Sesame Street. First things first, Elmo is going to be financing my new in-ground pool.
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have acquired the social security numbers of all of the muppets on Sesame Street. First things first, Elmo is going to be financing my new in-ground pool.
Going to a restaurant called piss burger and asking for no piss on my burger, just to shake things up
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Going to a restaurant called piss burger and asking for no piss on my burger, just to shake things up
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The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
GFUAAT
ENDUVN
FAKTSFXKIH
GFUAAT
ENDUVN
FAKTSFXKIH
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
GFUAAT
ENDUVN
FAKTSFXKIH
GFUAAT
ENDUVN
FAKTSFXKIH
I wonder how many sourdough starters born during Covid are still alive
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wonder how many sourdough starters born during Covid are still alive
I’m in the bureaucratic hell.
I’m in the regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the combination bureaucratic hell and regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the combination bureaucratic hell and regulatory nightmare.
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m in the bureaucratic hell.
I’m in the regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the combination bureaucratic hell and regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the regulatory nightmare.
I’m in the combination bureaucratic hell and regulatory nightmare.
What’s it called when you absorb hours of niche, industry-specific information and you can’t stop thinking “I bet most people know this already”.
That’s gotta be low self esteem, right
That’s gotta be low self esteem, right
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What’s it called when you absorb hours of niche, industry-specific information and you can’t stop thinking “I bet most people know this already”.
That’s gotta be low self esteem, right
That’s gotta be low self esteem, right
I’m outside your house doing this exact thing
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m outside your house doing this exact thing
Just because you’re an e-communist who disdains the capitalist trappings of modern Christmas doesn’t mean you have to spend all day arguing on the internet with other miserable people. Go bake a cookie or read a pirated pdf of A Christmas Carol or watch Clark Griswald fall off his roof
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just because you’re an e-communist who disdains the capitalist trappings of modern Christmas doesn’t mean you have to spend all day arguing on the internet with other miserable people. Go bake a cookie or read a pirated pdf of A Christmas Carol or watch Clark Griswald fall off his roof
Sick on Christmas Eve, made worse because Santa just saw me cough so hard I yarked up a fried ravioli. Merry holidays god damn it
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sick on Christmas Eve, made worse because Santa just saw me cough so hard I yarked up a fried ravioli. Merry holidays god damn it
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Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
Here’s my impression of a guy about to invent a regional style of pizza.
“I’m new in town. How do you make pizza again? Ah, I’ll figure it out.”
“I’m new in town. How do you make pizza again? Ah, I’ll figure it out.”
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Here’s my impression of a guy about to invent a regional style of pizza.
“I’m new in town. How do you make pizza again? Ah, I’ll figure it out.”
“I’m new in town. How do you make pizza again? Ah, I’ll figure it out.”
As a Jehovah’s Witness, Skibidi Toilet does not celebrate Christmas because he believes the holiday is polluted with pagan imagery
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
As a Jehovah’s Witness, Skibidi Toilet does not celebrate Christmas because he believes the holiday is polluted with pagan imagery
Jacking off with influenza-a was not the pleasure cruise I was expecting it to be
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jacking off with influenza-a was not the pleasure cruise I was expecting it to be
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Dong Quixote
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dong Quixote
Sixty-nine hundred million machines that do nothing interesting
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sixty-nine hundred million machines that do nothing interesting
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Everyone jerking off to OnlyFans has killed pornography as an art form.
RETVRN
RETVRN
December 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Everyone jerking off to OnlyFans has killed pornography as an art form.
RETVRN
RETVRN