Caliginouscalico
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I like to see the pretty pictures and the bad posts
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Ahhh that’s one fine looking honey butter toast
WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT AHHHH
WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT AHHHH
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ahhh that’s one fine looking honey butter toast
WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT AHHHH
WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT AHHHH
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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waymo is like if doordash brought you catalytic converters
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
waymo is like if doordash brought you catalytic converters
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I'm frantically looking for a source for this, but I swear there's a story about an army that could not be stood against because of the cow that walked before it. Ivar fashioned a bow out of an entire tree and slew the cow with it, this being the first recorded indirect artillery kill.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm frantically looking for a source for this, but I swear there's a story about an army that could not be stood against because of the cow that walked before it. Ivar fashioned a bow out of an entire tree and slew the cow with it, this being the first recorded indirect artillery kill.
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me the moment i get a sinus headache: i'm just saying maybe trepanation got a bad rap
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me the moment i get a sinus headache: i'm just saying maybe trepanation got a bad rap
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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are we supposed to vote for the ones we like more because it means they’re tastier or the ones we like less because we are condemning them to death?
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
are we supposed to vote for the ones we like more because it means they’re tastier or the ones we like less because we are condemning them to death?
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fox sports golf '99, print ad (1998) archive.org/details/elec...
August 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
fox sports golf '99, print ad (1998) archive.org/details/elec...
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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dude check this cover out lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
dude check this cover out lmao
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wind is the difference between “snowy days ❤️ ❄️“ and “we are lost. the men are considering drawing lots to see who shall give the others a chance to survive”
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
wind is the difference between “snowy days ❤️ ❄️“ and “we are lost. the men are considering drawing lots to see who shall give the others a chance to survive”
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the Colt 1911 is the alligator of handguns
• found it's niche and refuses to evolve
• outlived all contemporaries to survive into the modern day
• Flat
• found it's niche and refuses to evolve
• outlived all contemporaries to survive into the modern day
• Flat
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
the Colt 1911 is the alligator of handguns
• found it's niche and refuses to evolve
• outlived all contemporaries to survive into the modern day
• Flat
• found it's niche and refuses to evolve
• outlived all contemporaries to survive into the modern day
• Flat
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much like the original cod, that genre was egregiously over-fished and now we have to make do with a worse but abundant substitute.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
much like the original cod, that genre was egregiously over-fished and now we have to make do with a worse but abundant substitute.
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amazing q&a with paul krugman
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
amazing q&a with paul krugman
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Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Obviously your fictional characters can wear whatever you want, but if you're trying to make a standards-compliant Girl™ character, the one thing she absolutely cannot have is a normal size hat. It's gotta be either absurdly tiny or the biggest fucking hat you've ever seen; no half-measures allowed.
Reading the new Seraphon book and so far my favorite part is that the inciting incident is a group of stormcast playing the geese to a temple-ship's 747
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reading the new Seraphon book and so far my favorite part is that the inciting incident is a group of stormcast playing the geese to a temple-ship's 747
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I know the answer is yes, but bringing home a giant shark would be the thing that finally gets me thrown in the basement. It would be the last straw™️.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know the answer is yes, but bringing home a giant shark would be the thing that finally gets me thrown in the basement. It would be the last straw™️.
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did you know driving is a significantly mentally taxing activity
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
did you know driving is a significantly mentally taxing activity
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For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.
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