Bokonon’s Prophet
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists.
“Loser”
He/Him
“Loser”
He/Him
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Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
A message I just got from a buddy of mine, who’s a long time Democratic Party campaign consultant: “This Sydney Sweeney thing is the kind of thing that turns men away from our party. It’s why men think our party is weak & insane.”
My response to him? “Fuck yea it is. You are exactly right.”
My response to him? “Fuck yea it is. You are exactly right.”
July 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
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As Mayor of MPLS, I’m not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy MPLS. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I’ll save MPLS, and make it ‘Hot’ and ‘Great’ again!
If State Sen. Omar Fateh wins the general election in November, he would become Minneapolis’ first Muslim mayor.
Who is Omar Fateh, the man Minneapolis Democrats just endorsed for mayor?
7 things to know about the democratic socialist candidate challenging Mayor Jacob Frey.
bit.ly
July 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
As Mayor of MPLS, I’m not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy MPLS. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I’ll save MPLS, and make it ‘Hot’ and ‘Great’ again!
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STOP THE STEAL
"The DFL’s endorsement of democratic socialist candidate Omar Fateh on Saturday night abruptly rousted what had been a fairly sleepy race for mayor of Minneapolis," writes columnist Eric Roper.
Roper: DFL endorsement of democratic socialist wakes up sleepy Minneapolis mayor’s race
Omar Fateh’s win over Jacob Frey Saturday is likely to energize both sides of the city’s political landscape.
bit.ly
July 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
STOP THE STEAL
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He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!
July 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!
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People are saying that Little Omar and “Pastor” Davis are breaking THE LAW. We will be talking to our lawyers. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
July 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
People are saying that Little Omar and “Pastor” Davis are breaking THE LAW. We will be talking to our lawyers. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.
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Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
June 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
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this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
A big point in my Founders in American memory class is that the visual culture of the 19th century whitewashed the era of the revolution out of recognition. I ask students if there were Black soldiers at Yorktown and if anything they describe back the Trumbull painting.
can’t overstate how shoddy the actual work is. “the framers didn’t think black people counted in the constitutional order” falls apart with a single question: “well what did they think about all the free blacks that most of them lived around, encountered, and even hired for work?”
June 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
A pledge of allegiance to the US every morning before school sounds kinda batshit insane when you think about it.
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
June 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
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Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
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The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
June 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.
I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.
This should be the final word on the subway and the wimps who are afraid of it www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.
Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page
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My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!
The Senate just voted 67-32 to confirm Lori Chavez-DeRemer as labor secretary, which means a lot of Dems voted for her. During a fucking constitutional crisis.
March 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!
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David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.
We need to talk about this shady stealing of YOUR money! www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/t...
Trump Signs Order to Create a ‘Crypto Reserve’ (Gift Article)
The first-of-its-kind reserve will be anchored by a stash of Bitcoin the government already owns, estimated to be worth billions of dollars.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.
Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to
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So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now
March 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now
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“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”
The Great Resegregation
The Trump administration’s attacks on DEI are aimed at reversing the civil-rights movement.
www.theatlantic.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”
Stares into the void just to feel something
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stares into the void just to feel something
It’s not easy being me
sandwich generation is when both your child and your parent tell you "my ipad's not working" and expect you to fix it
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s not easy being me
Imagine thinking there’s anything illegal about the president’s actions in 2025. SCOTUS made the president a king just last year!
Again I am begging people in the media to note the legality of these actions in their headlines or blurbs. A post office is literally written into the constitution.
Breaking news: Trump is preparing to dissolve the leadership of the U.S. Postal Service and absorb the independent mail agency into his administration, potentially throwing the mail provider and trillions of dollars of ecommerce transactions into turmoil.
February 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Imagine thinking there’s anything illegal about the president’s actions in 2025. SCOTUS made the president a king just last year!
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Pic taken at TD Garden.
Credit to Thomas Daigle
Credit to Thomas Daigle
February 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pic taken at TD Garden.
Credit to Thomas Daigle
Credit to Thomas Daigle