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Bokonon’s Prophet
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists.

“Loser”

He/Him
Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures
January 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
June 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
June 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
April 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Come on, man
February 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just ordered a new shirt
February 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
January 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When you’re building a case to start the Spanish-American War
January 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m putting together a team
December 13, 2024 at 1:17 AM
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 AM
When you find out the CEO killer is an incel
December 9, 2024 at 7:29 PM
December 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Just a chill guy, taking out healthcare CEOs
December 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM
9:30 in the morning. This is fine. Everything’s fine.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Reminder
November 28, 2024 at 11:33 PM