Going back in time to tell Patrick Henry about this so he burns Independence Hall to the ground
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Going back in time to tell Patrick Henry about this so he burns Independence Hall to the ground
Covid made me painfully aware that retail was just going to destroy my body and my spirit. Coworker got a job at a bank and told me when a spot came open to bail.
At least the bank has set hours and paid holidays. Also they have Guild so I can do an online degree and fuck off to an ops job.
At least the bank has set hours and paid holidays. Also they have Guild so I can do an online degree and fuck off to an ops job.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Covid made me painfully aware that retail was just going to destroy my body and my spirit. Coworker got a job at a bank and told me when a spot came open to bail.
At least the bank has set hours and paid holidays. Also they have Guild so I can do an online degree and fuck off to an ops job.
At least the bank has set hours and paid holidays. Also they have Guild so I can do an online degree and fuck off to an ops job.
Bro you are the glue that's holding this group together we love you so much.
My horse friend Doug: The fuck is that supposed to mean
My horse friend Doug: The fuck is that supposed to mean
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Bro you are the glue that's holding this group together we love you so much.
My horse friend Doug: The fuck is that supposed to mean
My horse friend Doug: The fuck is that supposed to mean
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Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
Okay my feed is full of baseball and my 1.5 year old is deeply invested in watching it right now. Someone get me up to speed I dunno what is happening do I just root for the Dodgers?
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Okay my feed is full of baseball and my 1.5 year old is deeply invested in watching it right now. Someone get me up to speed I dunno what is happening do I just root for the Dodgers?
Yeah idiot everyone can do that that's what the prostate is for
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yeah idiot everyone can do that that's what the prostate is for
This reminded me of my old roommate who insisted that frozen pizzas should ideally be cooked on the cardboard if it came on one.
We are no longer friends
We are no longer friends
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This reminded me of my old roommate who insisted that frozen pizzas should ideally be cooked on the cardboard if it came on one.
We are no longer friends
We are no longer friends
The Subway owner sobbing as I enter the code for a $7 footlong for the 27th time
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Subway owner sobbing as I enter the code for a $7 footlong for the 27th time
I always love business BS. 'Work to build long term success.'
Yeah we can't make money and have no clue how, but if we do an Exxon-Valdez of damage a day maybe we can get to Twitter level profits in 19 years
Yeah we can't make money and have no clue how, but if we do an Exxon-Valdez of damage a day maybe we can get to Twitter level profits in 19 years
Jesus christ. AI coding platform Augment code had to jack up prices because 22.5% of their users were spending 20x of what they paid, and even after raising the prices, they're still running at a loss.
reddit.com/r/AugmentCod...
reddit.com/r/AugmentCod...
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I always love business BS. 'Work to build long term success.'
Yeah we can't make money and have no clue how, but if we do an Exxon-Valdez of damage a day maybe we can get to Twitter level profits in 19 years
Yeah we can't make money and have no clue how, but if we do an Exxon-Valdez of damage a day maybe we can get to Twitter level profits in 19 years
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
Nothing makes you feel your age like your kids turnaround time from puking sick to wanting McDonald's. Outclassed already
September 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nothing makes you feel your age like your kids turnaround time from puking sick to wanting McDonald's. Outclassed already
Me chain smoking behind the veil: hey what the fuck occupado here
September 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Me chain smoking behind the veil: hey what the fuck occupado here
Gonna flip a coin to see if he browsed /k/
the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme
knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultur...
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Gonna flip a coin to see if he browsed /k/
I've asked Akinator and I'm pretty confident it's John Hinckley
Trump’s FBI Director, Kash Patel, is under fire for spreading misinformation about the Charlie Kirk case, undermining confidence in the bureau, forcing out the counterterrorism agent in Utah with expertise in these types of investigations, and cursing out agents for his own failures.
Scrutiny Mounts of F.B.I. Under Patel as Kirk’s Killer Remains at Large
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've asked Akinator and I'm pretty confident it's John Hinckley
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settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
55 burgers 55 fries
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
55 burgers 55 fries
No kid, and I mean NO kid, is gonna stand between me and a dollar in my pocket
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
The school shooting industry is worth billions — and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
n.pr
September 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No kid, and I mean NO kid, is gonna stand between me and a dollar in my pocket
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Gonna have to get my Thai chili sauce from the same guys getting Cuban cigars
Check this shit out motherfucker
*embargoes own country*
*embargoes own country*
August 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gonna have to get my Thai chili sauce from the same guys getting Cuban cigars
Every influencer forgets the tried and true method of viral content: literal crucifixion and fan translations
every time one of these little freaks has a blue check i laugh myself to tears. this is what you want "verified" on your website? some white lady saying the big J-man died for clout?
New heresy just dropped
August 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Every influencer forgets the tried and true method of viral content: literal crucifixion and fan translations
I feel like the adoption of AI is going less like the home PC boom and more like the process for making foie gras
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I feel like the adoption of AI is going less like the home PC boom and more like the process for making foie gras
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