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Tired, new Dad, and tired
Christ his feet look like they're too big for the damn shoe. Blister game unmatched
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I remember our emergency vet upsold us on Science Diet and both our cats peed in the house that day in protest
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's asinine BS they're starting to do so they can save money by firing long time employees. I've been begging my wife to quit, but it's hard finding equivalent retail spots unless it's a brand new store being built and you get ridiculously lucky
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I don't think it's getting talked about, but Walgreens is cracking down on people having stuff in their lockers that isn't tagged "correctly".

Like if you bought a coffee drink normally you would tape the receipt to it. Now you'll get fired if you don't fill out a half inch tag with purchase info.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If the bot says my cats can be claimed as dependents then by God I have to do it
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My mental health is entirely dependent on owning a 1994 Daihatsu Hijet with 4wd and hydraulic flatbed.

Right now these are trying times
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I can't believe our most respectable national figures threw a bowling ball at Sami Zayn's dick at Wrestlemania
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Man I think this was the last movie I bought from our local video store before it got shut down. Such a good movie
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Overdraft Kings
Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Finally the years of Scantron tests have paid their dividends. I will not fail
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Being a good parent < Akira time

Alas my daughter will know I died doing what I loved, being too fat and uncoordinated while attempting the slide
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A little al dente roadside horse prostate will clear this right up
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Woah woah woah there can't be consequences to our actions we're the USA! Someone call the UN and fix this right now the deal was no consequences and a free pass
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know this sounds like a stupid bit but seriously I'm out of my depth with baseball and she's glued to the screen SOS
November 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Stolen valor is a crime let's not forget all the air duster cans that gave their lives to prune synapses too
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would also spin this off into "Food made by fast food workers that will never be on the menu."

Like when I worked at Sonic and some one made me a cheese pizza. Now was that just a piece of toast with a tub of marinara and a slice of cheese on top? Yes. Did it keep me full? Yes
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM