Dave
@bytesized.bsky.social
Just a guy who likes games and cool things
I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m about to stream with a friend for extra life if you want to check it out www.twitch.tv/funnersoft/a...
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"
Authoritarian CDC Handwashing Guidelines
Under the Trump administration, and the direction of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Centers for Disease Control have updated their pre...
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September 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"To be clear, we’re not anti-soap. But given the skyrocketing rate of chronic illness in this country, isn’t it worth investigating if soap plays a role?"
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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My haters all rage as I enjoy the hoppiest IPA ever made. It's called some shit like Dr. Mumford Pinefucker's Face-Crumpling Bog Bitch. I smile as I crush dried hops into the glass to make it even more bitter. "I'd drink Pine Sol, if it was a damn beer," i serenely say. My haters howling, shrieking
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My haters all rage as I enjoy the hoppiest IPA ever made. It's called some shit like Dr. Mumford Pinefucker's Face-Crumpling Bog Bitch. I smile as I crush dried hops into the glass to make it even more bitter. "I'd drink Pine Sol, if it was a damn beer," i serenely say. My haters howling, shrieking
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I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
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actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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I’m weak to all types of damage
July 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m weak to all types of damage
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
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I'm sorry about your name.
July 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm sorry about your name.
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I don’t know if the names of LMFAO’s complete discography will ever be topped
June 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don’t know if the names of LMFAO’s complete discography will ever be topped
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The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
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I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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why does every zoomer dress like this
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
why does every zoomer dress like this
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal