Byrdie🍉
LightNews LightNews
banner
byrdie24.bsky.social
Byrdie🍉
@byrdie24.bsky.social
93 followers 370 following 5 posts
“and anyway the kingfisher
wasn't born to think about it, or anything else” - mary oliver
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
hellocullen.bsky.social
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
jon-snow-420.bsky.social
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
ceej.online
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
marisakabas.bsky.social
wow. WOW.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
kendrawrites.com
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
busia.co
(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
katelynburns.com
For @truthout.org yesterday I wrote about how the government's lies about tylenol and autism reminds me a lot of the government's lies about trans people.

truthout.org/articles/ant...
Anti-Trans Policy Deserves Same Scrutiny as Trump’s Tylenol Disinformation
As a trans journalist, I see corporate media outlets as inconsistent in their treatment of right-wing disinformation.
truthout.org
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
nedroid.com
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti. “I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!” “It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
stabke.bsky.social
My wife had an allergic reaction from her bra and the doc said she got contact dermatitties.
June 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
sophamir.bsky.social
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
kristenarnett.bsky.social
um excuse me did you just interrupt a jimmy john’s freaky fast rewards member
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
there should be more historical city builder simulation games focused on developing a small medieval village. yes i know that describes like 70 games. it's not enough. it will never be enough
May 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
theguardian.com
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
Deen, the grief I feel being apart from you is one drop in a sea of sorrow Palestinian families have drowned in for generations
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
gbbranstetter.bsky.social
We asked people for quilts and they are delivering quilts
April 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
dumb.baby
i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
beetlemoses.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
jocelynanderson.bsky.social
A Black-capped Chickadee with a Red-bellied Woodpecker perched on the other side of the log.
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by Byrdie🍉
endora-bullshit.bsky.social
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
bass pro shop pyramid and surrounding area/highway covered in snow
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM