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“and anyway the kingfisher
wasn't born to think about it, or anything else” - mary oliver
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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For @truthout.org yesterday I wrote about how the government's lies about tylenol and autism reminds me a lot of the government's lies about trans people.

truthout.org/articles/ant...
Anti-Trans Policy Deserves Same Scrutiny as Trump’s Tylenol Disinformation
As a trans journalist, I see corporate media outlets as inconsistent in their treatment of right-wing disinformation.
truthout.org
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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My wife had an allergic reaction from her bra and the doc said she got contact dermatitties.
June 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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um excuse me did you just interrupt a jimmy john’s freaky fast rewards member
June 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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there should be more historical city builder simulation games focused on developing a small medieval village. yes i know that describes like 70 games. it's not enough. it will never be enough
May 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil
Deen, the grief I feel being apart from you is one drop in a sea of sorrow Palestinian families have drowned in for generations
www.theguardian.com
May 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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We asked people for quilts and they are delivering quilts
April 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy

i will succeed bc im crazy
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A Black-capped Chickadee with a Red-bellied Woodpecker perched on the other side of the log.
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM