Chloe, but pronounced wrong
@buttsmcgutts.bsky.social
Yknow that one scene where Picard and Ryker shoot that guy and he explodes and a bug comes out? That’s how I feel all the time, baby
She/Her
She/Her
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
laser disc is here to stay. the technology will only get better as time goes on. big discs are the future.
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
laser disc is here to stay. the technology will only get better as time goes on. big discs are the future.
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-does-line-of-coke-with-11-year-old-make-a-wish-fan/
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
I can’t believe the muppet Christmas carol movie has possibly the best rendition of the ghost of Christmas present but then you have to look at this fucking thing first
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I can’t believe the muppet Christmas carol movie has possibly the best rendition of the ghost of Christmas present but then you have to look at this fucking thing first
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
God voyager is so good
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
God voyager is so good
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Metroidvania / Search Action
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Metroidvania / Search Action
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
I’m at a work event and one of the slides was a picture of our IT team, and when it popped up I went “ah yep, IT team”
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m at a work event and one of the slides was a picture of our IT team, and when it popped up I went “ah yep, IT team”
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
The Oscars Moving to YouTube Beginning in 2029, Will Stream Free Worldwide variety.com/2025/film/ne...
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Oscars Moving to YouTube Beginning in 2029, Will Stream Free Worldwide variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Citing the rise of "absurd videos, weird advertising images, cheesy propaganda, fake news that looks real, junky AI-written digital books," Slop has been chosen as Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year. https://bit.ly/48VOG0q
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Citing the rise of "absurd videos, weird advertising images, cheesy propaganda, fake news that looks real, junky AI-written digital books," Slop has been chosen as Merriam-Webster’s 2025 word of the year. https://bit.ly/48VOG0q
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
when i was 5 i saw santa get gunned down in the street
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
when i was 5 i saw santa get gunned down in the street
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
The look of a man who wants to tell you that your mobile provider "sucks" but who quickly notes that that's what his friend said, not him. bsky.app/profile/keel...
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The look of a man who wants to tell you that your mobile provider "sucks" but who quickly notes that that's what his friend said, not him. bsky.app/profile/keel...
Culture wars used to be fun
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Culture wars used to be fun
Reposted by Chloe, but pronounced wrong
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Inconsiderate Woman On Bus Eating Live Tuna https://theonion.com/inconsiderate-woman-on-bus-eating-live-tuna-1819575933/