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no automatic followbacks. one of them they/thems.
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No
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Y2K IS FINALLY HAPPENING
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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feeling sad must hit incredibly hard for a rich guy. Imagine thinking you can buy your way out of anything but you feel like dogshit on some random day. You think feeling bad is for poor people. This is why you should always find what a rich person hates about themselves and pick until it bleeds
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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it's really good that Oracle bought TikTok, a business that only loses money, at a time when it took on $56bn+ in debt and $240bn in lease obligations for GPUs to rent to OpenAI, a company that will run out of money. This could all have the funniest ending ever
January 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
unsubscribe. when you generate money for the bastards you become one of the bastards.
Full episodes of Behind the Bastards will be streaming on Netflix starting January 26! Hit “Remind Me” on Netflix so you don’t miss the premiere 📺👀

@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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won’t somebody think of the childrennnn
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Moon
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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it's 2006. i spend all day frowning at spreadsheets
it's 2016. i spend all day frowning at spreadsheets
it's 2026. i spend all day frowning at spreadsheets and fantasizing about the thing happening
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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you cannot Own someone on X in 2026. if you are using X in 2026 you are being Owned. nothing you can say will outweigh the shame of being a member of the world's largest incel group chat. if you run out of a bathroom covered in shit holding a turd no one will think the turd is the uncool one
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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I'd argue that the AI wasn't art until it was eaten
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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No mothafucka next question
January 18, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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A Nazi (2026)
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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im so sorry..

that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM