Burlywug
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The Mines of Behemoth, by Michael Shea. Absolute peak fantasy adventure
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Mines of Behemoth, by Michael Shea. Absolute peak fantasy adventure
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...we did not deserve this man. Terry Pratchett was a gift.
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
...we did not deserve this man. Terry Pratchett was a gift.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Car Fact: discount all-weather tires are fine to get you through moving water as long as you're travelling fast enough. Water respects confidence, drop into low gear and gun the engine, now is your time
also: floodwater is faster and stronger than you and your car combined so jsut dont fuck with it it will win evrey time
perfect time for my perennial PSA: dont drive through water!!!!!!!! you cant see the bottom you dont know how deep it is you dont know what its covering!! there could be a sinkhole!!!!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Car Fact: discount all-weather tires are fine to get you through moving water as long as you're travelling fast enough. Water respects confidence, drop into low gear and gun the engine, now is your time
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, turns off all of the techno-shit in his goggles. All it does is confuse him; he stands there reading statistics about his own death even as it's happening to him. Very post-modern.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, turns off all of the techno-shit in his goggles. All it does is confuse him; he stands there reading statistics about his own death even as it's happening to him. Very post-modern.
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Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, does not necessarily believe everything Marco Polo says when he describes the cities visited on his expeditions...
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, does not necessarily believe everything Marco Polo says when he describes the cities visited on his expeditions...
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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August 9, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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*hits vape*
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
*hits vape*
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
the relationship with santa & the elves is best described as a jollycule /send skeet/
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
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I have wandered apon greatness and you too must witness
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I have wandered apon greatness and you too must witness
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Wayback Machine grabbed the original Epstein files dump before that photo of Trump got pulled.
You can't get to the individual PDF page for the missing image, but if you click "download all files" and download it locally you can find the now-deleted file in: IMAGES / 0001 / EFTA00000468.pdf
You can't get to the individual PDF page for the missing image, but if you click "download all files" and download it locally you can find the now-deleted file in: IMAGES / 0001 / EFTA00000468.pdf
Data Set 1 Files
web.archive.org
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wayback Machine grabbed the original Epstein files dump before that photo of Trump got pulled.
You can't get to the individual PDF page for the missing image, but if you click "download all files" and download it locally you can find the now-deleted file in: IMAGES / 0001 / EFTA00000468.pdf
You can't get to the individual PDF page for the missing image, but if you click "download all files" and download it locally you can find the now-deleted file in: IMAGES / 0001 / EFTA00000468.pdf
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December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie"
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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i'm fascinated by how much people love and are amazed by chat gpt saying "nice catch!" and "great observation!" because i personally find the condescension and obsequiousness the most skin-crawling thing about how LLMs "talk"
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i'm fascinated by how much people love and are amazed by chat gpt saying "nice catch!" and "great observation!" because i personally find the condescension and obsequiousness the most skin-crawling thing about how LLMs "talk"
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Generative AI will *massively* accelerate these pathetic dipshits towards murdering trans people in the exact same way and for the exact same reason it accelerates them toward suicide, family annihilation, and attempting to disprove quantum mechanics.
It literally can't help but do so.
It literally can't help but do so.
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Generative AI will *massively* accelerate these pathetic dipshits towards murdering trans people in the exact same way and for the exact same reason it accelerates them toward suicide, family annihilation, and attempting to disprove quantum mechanics.
It literally can't help but do so.
It literally can't help but do so.
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In 1988 Umberto Eco wrote Foucault's Pendulum.
The plot is: a bunch of guys working at a self-publisher house, for fun, take their huge crackpot and crank slush pile and jam it all together using a simple markov chain program written in BASIC.
They create a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
The plot is: a bunch of guys working at a self-publisher house, for fun, take their huge crackpot and crank slush pile and jam it all together using a simple markov chain program written in BASIC.
They create a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
July 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In 1988 Umberto Eco wrote Foucault's Pendulum.
The plot is: a bunch of guys working at a self-publisher house, for fun, take their huge crackpot and crank slush pile and jam it all together using a simple markov chain program written in BASIC.
They create a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
The plot is: a bunch of guys working at a self-publisher house, for fun, take their huge crackpot and crank slush pile and jam it all together using a simple markov chain program written in BASIC.
They create a Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
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So I will concede that maybe GenAI could come up with a name like Quest 64.
But it could never conjure a protagonist with a name like Brian.
Or imagine naming a spell Rock 2.
Quest is pure man-made art
But it could never conjure a protagonist with a name like Brian.
Or imagine naming a spell Rock 2.
Quest is pure man-made art
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So I will concede that maybe GenAI could come up with a name like Quest 64.
But it could never conjure a protagonist with a name like Brian.
Or imagine naming a spell Rock 2.
Quest is pure man-made art
But it could never conjure a protagonist with a name like Brian.
Or imagine naming a spell Rock 2.
Quest is pure man-made art
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Actual psychologist here, and there are 2 things I would like to point out:
1. This sort of "we tried our best / we weren't so bad" is very much a classic move of the awful authoritarian and/or narcissistic parent, they've always done this and social media has allowed them more reach 🧵
1. This sort of "we tried our best / we weren't so bad" is very much a classic move of the awful authoritarian and/or narcissistic parent, they've always done this and social media has allowed them more reach 🧵
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Actual psychologist here, and there are 2 things I would like to point out:
1. This sort of "we tried our best / we weren't so bad" is very much a classic move of the awful authoritarian and/or narcissistic parent, they've always done this and social media has allowed them more reach 🧵
1. This sort of "we tried our best / we weren't so bad" is very much a classic move of the awful authoritarian and/or narcissistic parent, they've always done this and social media has allowed them more reach 🧵
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New Weird Little Guys: The Insurrectionist: Tyler Dykes, Part Two
In 2017, Tyler Dykes marched in Charlottesville. In 2021, he breached the capitol. In 2026, he hopes to win a congressional election.
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...
In 2017, Tyler Dykes marched in Charlottesville. In 2021, he breached the capitol. In 2026, he hopes to win a congressional election.
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
New Weird Little Guys: The Insurrectionist: Tyler Dykes, Part Two
In 2017, Tyler Dykes marched in Charlottesville. In 2021, he breached the capitol. In 2026, he hopes to win a congressional election.
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...
In 2017, Tyler Dykes marched in Charlottesville. In 2021, he breached the capitol. In 2026, he hopes to win a congressional election.
@socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”