Bran Mac Muffin
@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: http://jameshance.com.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne - I came, I saw, I stayed.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne - I came, I saw, I stayed.
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January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
"Hi, I'm the disabled High Speed Train Automatic Warning System. Meet my soon-to-be-closest friend 'Freight Train'"
"Hi, I'm the disabled High Speed Train Automatic Warning System. Meet my soon-to-be-closest friend 'Freight Train'"
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
"Hi, I'm the sea. You may remember me from Speed 2: Cruise Control."
"Hi, I'm the sea. You may remember me from Speed 2: Cruise Control."
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I'm a roof tile in a windstorm
Hi I'm a roof tile in a windstorm
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
"Hi, I'm the disabled High Speed Train Automatic Warning System. Meet my soon-to-be-closest friend 'Freight Train'"
"Hi, I'm the disabled High Speed Train Automatic Warning System. Meet my soon-to-be-closest friend 'Freight Train'"
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File under, we never quite know what's coming next.
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
File under, we never quite know what's coming next.
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
Eldest came through to do Law revision with me, which I studied at Uni. I didn't realise I could get flashbacks based on case names, but hearing 'Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company' and 'Fisher v Bell' took me RIGHT back.
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Eldest came through to do Law revision with me, which I studied at Uni. I didn't realise I could get flashbacks based on case names, but hearing 'Carlill v Carbolic Smoke Ball Company' and 'Fisher v Bell' took me RIGHT back.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
Dammit, Vanessa Warwick and Headbanger's Ball provided some awesome times for me as a young(ish) metal fan.
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dammit, Vanessa Warwick and Headbanger's Ball provided some awesome times for me as a young(ish) metal fan.
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The most British post in existence
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The most British post in existence
If you see this quote repost with your favorite cartoon dad
Well if Daddy Pig's taken then...
Well if Daddy Pig's taken then...
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If you see this quote repost with your favorite cartoon dad
Well if Daddy Pig's taken then...
Well if Daddy Pig's taken then...
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.
Got a thermal imaging attachment for my phone. Sadly rubbish at doing a Predator impersonation :(
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got a thermal imaging attachment for my phone. Sadly rubbish at doing a Predator impersonation :(
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This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This from @vizcomic.bsky.social will never get old.
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
please do not teach the goats italian
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
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Searched back through Blue Sky for this.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Searched back through Blue Sky for this.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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So elegant
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So elegant