Bum Farto aka bean boy
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2025 really was uniquely rotten. let us never speak of it again
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
2025 really was uniquely rotten. let us never speak of it again
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the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984) - 1:14:09
Dir. Rob Reiner
Runtime 82 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 3.73 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/this-is-spinal-tap/
Dir. Rob Reiner
Runtime 82 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 3.73 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/this-is-spinal-tap/
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This Is Spinal Tap (1984) - 1:14:09
Dir. Rob Reiner
Runtime 82 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 3.73 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/this-is-spinal-tap/
Dir. Rob Reiner
Runtime 82 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 3.73 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/this-is-spinal-tap/
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the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
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These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Congress’s three favorite lines:
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Congress’s three favorite lines:
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
1. Sorry we can’t do anything, we’re in the minority
2. Sorry we can’t do anything, we need a supermajority
3. Sorry we can’t do anything, our party’s in the White House and we have to support the president
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Dems rely on people forgetting or not paying attention to how horrible they are.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dems rely on people forgetting or not paying attention to how horrible they are.
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No, idiot.
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No, idiot.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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everyone loves a moderate... right up until the point where you need them to actually fight for something. Then you find out what that word really means.
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
everyone loves a moderate... right up until the point where you need them to actually fight for something. Then you find out what that word really means.
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I think tonight is a night for my yearly rewatch of one of the few perfect movies ever made. I'll die on this hill. It's not even my favorite of theirs, but it's the most perfect one.
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I think tonight is a night for my yearly rewatch of one of the few perfect movies ever made. I'll die on this hill. It's not even my favorite of theirs, but it's the most perfect one.
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Chomsky was on the island but he was shaking his head the whole time
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Chomsky was on the island but he was shaking his head the whole time
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
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There are Lori Lightfoots everywhere for those with the eyes to see
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There are Lori Lightfoots everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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because literally every generation does this
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
because literally every generation does this
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Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
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“Narco jihadists” doesn’t quite scare me enough to support invading Venezuela for their oil.
What about “Satanic Pedo Clowns?”
If there’s a country full of Devil worshipping diddlers with big shoes and red noses I’ll make sure my sons Dakota and Fury volunteer for the first Higgins boat.
What about “Satanic Pedo Clowns?”
If there’s a country full of Devil worshipping diddlers with big shoes and red noses I’ll make sure my sons Dakota and Fury volunteer for the first Higgins boat.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Narco jihadists” doesn’t quite scare me enough to support invading Venezuela for their oil.
What about “Satanic Pedo Clowns?”
If there’s a country full of Devil worshipping diddlers with big shoes and red noses I’ll make sure my sons Dakota and Fury volunteer for the first Higgins boat.
What about “Satanic Pedo Clowns?”
If there’s a country full of Devil worshipping diddlers with big shoes and red noses I’ll make sure my sons Dakota and Fury volunteer for the first Higgins boat.
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Maybe gender essentialism is a bullshit constructivist narrative.
Maybe other humans are getting sick of toxic, entitled behavior.
Maybe constant competition at the destruction of cooperation has worn thin.
Maybe other humans are getting sick of toxic, entitled behavior.
Maybe constant competition at the destruction of cooperation has worn thin.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Maybe gender essentialism is a bullshit constructivist narrative.
Maybe other humans are getting sick of toxic, entitled behavior.
Maybe constant competition at the destruction of cooperation has worn thin.
Maybe other humans are getting sick of toxic, entitled behavior.
Maybe constant competition at the destruction of cooperation has worn thin.
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hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF