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Jeff Asher
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Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist!

Newsletter: https://jasher.substack.com/

Jasher@ahdatalytics.com

"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
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New podcast with the incomparable @daralind.bsky.social!

We talk about crime & immigration and it's a great listen. Check it out below or wherever you get your podcasts!

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What We Get Wrong About Crime And Immigration With Dara Lind
Podcast Episode · The Jeff-alytics Podcast · 01/21/2026 · 31m
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Pels win!
February 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Jordan Poole hasn't played more than 12 minutes since January 21st. The Pelicans are 5-4 in that span. 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Americans in 1776 The NBA

🤝

The Kings are not great
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Brings a tear to the eye
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I've reached the "Put mixed curling finals on my calendar as busy tomorrow afternoon" stage of the Olympics experience.
February 9, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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New this week: I wrote about the incredible drop in carjackings in America over the last 3 years. There were nearly as many carjackings in New Orleans in January 2022 (53) as occurred in all of 2025 (57). It's a trend happening pretty much everywhere with data.
jasher.substack.com/p/carjacking...
Carjackings Have Fallen An Incredible Amount
Each December I do a presentation for a group known as the New Orleans Regional Leadership Institute (NORLI).
jasher.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Why are fewer Americans killing each other? Crime data analyst Jeff Asher discusses his theories on a surprisingly mysterious question.
Nobody Really Knows Why the Murder Rate Is Plummeting
Why are fewer Americans killing each other? Crime data analyst Jeff Asher discusses his theories on a surprisingly mysterious question.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The Real-Time Crime Index team was out seeing whether people knew more about the Golden Globes or crime data and turns out the answer is a resounding 'neither'

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February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Pitchers and catchers report for spring training tomorrow. And so do I.

Welcome to Nats Journal. Hope you'll join me on this new endeavor, and hope you'll help spread the word!
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Welcome to Nats Journal
Your new home for Washington Nationals news, analysis, podcasts and community
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February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I've always tried to position myself somewhere between Danish Journalists and Swifties so this makes sense.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
New this week: I wrote about the incredible drop in carjackings in America over the last 3 years. There were nearly as many carjackings in New Orleans in January 2022 (53) as occurred in all of 2025 (57). It's a trend happening pretty much everywhere with data.
jasher.substack.com/p/carjacking...
Carjackings Have Fallen An Incredible Amount
Each December I do a presentation for a group known as the New Orleans Regional Leadership Institute (NORLI).
jasher.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Name Michael Dickson the MVP you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I asked Claude to replace Mononucleosis with Super Bowl Champ on the famous Sam Darnold meme and the results are stunning
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is easily the worst Super Bowl since last year's game.
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Drake Maye would be the 6th QB to lose a Super Bowl in his second year. None of the other 5 have won a Super Bowl.

Marino
Burrow
Purdy
Kaepernick
Norris Weese
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
It wouldn't be the first time he has been the MVP of a major postseason game.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Name Michael Dickson the MVP you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Jeff Asher
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
A touchdown in the Super Bowl? In this economy?
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The Patriots have 73 total yards. The Super Bowl record low is 119 (Vikings in 1975) in case you were wondering.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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---> SEA (12) @ NE (0) <---
NE has 4th & 1 at the NE 41, Q3 07:41

Recommendation (STRONG): 👉 Go for it (+1.9 WP)
Actual play: 🏈🦵 B.Baringer punts 41 yards to SEA 18, Center-J.Ashby, fair catch by R.Shaheed.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
THEY PUNTED?!
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Even Spencer Rattler put up 6 first half points on the Seahawks.
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We used to have real halftime shows in this country
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Do quarterbacks matter? Find out tonight on NBC
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM