Jeff Asher
@jeffasher.bsky.social
Co-Founder AH Datalytics. NOLA kid. Longhorn. Former CIA officer. 2004 Intramural Softball Champion (C-League). Not a criminologist!
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"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
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"Some genius, Jeff Asher" - Ann Coulter
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Jeff Asher
@jeffasher.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Episode 7: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About NIBRS But Were Afraid To Ask with Dr. Susan Parker
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New pod is out! Everything you ever wanted to know about NIBRS but were afraid to ask w/researcher Susan Parker. A great deep dive into the potential & pitfalls of NIBRS.
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Sigh, I miss finding this funny
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sigh, I miss finding this funny
Get Vinovich off my TV!
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Get Vinovich off my TV!
Mahomes is gonna get Wally Pipp'd
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mahomes is gonna get Wally Pipp'd
Weird seeing the 2025 Lions play like the 1970-2022 Lions
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Weird seeing the 2025 Lions play like the 1970-2022 Lions
Kudos to the NFL for giving us Josh Johnson, Max Brosmer and Chris Oladokun starting games on Christmas today. Truly magical stuff.
December 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Kudos to the NFL for giving us Josh Johnson, Max Brosmer and Chris Oladokun starting games on Christmas today. Truly magical stuff.
Look what they did to my boy (girl)
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Look what they did to my boy (girl)
On Christmas, the Jews make bread
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On Christmas, the Jews make bread
Merry Christmas, Saints fans
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Merry Christmas, Saints fans
Love when my analysis gets picked up on X, the everything site
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Love when my analysis gets picked up on X, the everything site
TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by Jeff Asher
As politicians push for an expanded carceral state, it's important to remember that crime is actually at a historic low.
@jeffasher.bsky.social's level-headed Substack is a great source of perspective on crime-related issues and trends:
@jeffasher.bsky.social's level-headed Substack is a great source of perspective on crime-related issues and trends:
Reported Crime May Be Falling At A Historic Rate In The US
How does 2025 stack up compared to other years?
jasher.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As politicians push for an expanded carceral state, it's important to remember that crime is actually at a historic low.
@jeffasher.bsky.social's level-headed Substack is a great source of perspective on crime-related issues and trends:
@jeffasher.bsky.social's level-headed Substack is a great source of perspective on crime-related issues and trends:
The internet was a mistake
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The internet was a mistake
No clue what she wants. Total mystery.
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
No clue what she wants. Total mystery.
Just overheard this conversation and am beaming with pride.
7 YO: "Alexa, who is playing on the Monday night game?"
Alexa: "On Monday, the Atlanta Falcons will play the Los Angeles Rams at 7 PM"
7 YO: "Daddy doesn't like the Falcons, daddy doesn't like the Rams."
7 YO: "Alexa, who is playing on the Monday night game?"
Alexa: "On Monday, the Atlanta Falcons will play the Los Angeles Rams at 7 PM"
7 YO: "Daddy doesn't like the Falcons, daddy doesn't like the Rams."
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just overheard this conversation and am beaming with pride.
7 YO: "Alexa, who is playing on the Monday night game?"
Alexa: "On Monday, the Atlanta Falcons will play the Los Angeles Rams at 7 PM"
7 YO: "Daddy doesn't like the Falcons, daddy doesn't like the Rams."
7 YO: "Alexa, who is playing on the Monday night game?"
Alexa: "On Monday, the Atlanta Falcons will play the Los Angeles Rams at 7 PM"
7 YO: "Daddy doesn't like the Falcons, daddy doesn't like the Rams."
Very disappointed that this stands for No Sugar Added
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Very disappointed that this stands for No Sugar Added
I love Bluesky. If you want to go by per capita then Newark's murder rate is the lowest since 1959 (lowest raw count since 1956). I apologize for this grave error.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love Bluesky. If you want to go by per capita then Newark's murder rate is the lowest since 1959 (lowest raw count since 1956). I apologize for this grave error.
New Orleans, Louisiana everybody
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
New Orleans, Louisiana everybody
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
Any fan of the Under Siege franchise could tell you that battleships were still being taken over by terrorists hell-bent on nuking Hawaii as late as 1992
Former Pentagon spox on CNN misrepresenting the history of battleships in the USN (they were employed long after WW2, saw combat as recently as ‘91) and it’s absolutely ridiculous that I have to hear this stuff at work.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Any fan of the Under Siege franchise could tell you that battleships were still being taken over by terrorists hell-bent on nuking Hawaii as late as 1992
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
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Looking at the historic reduction in US homicides from many angles. I appreciate the Real-Time Crime Index data - 12-month rolling trends for 570 cities 2018-2025. But this graph from U Chicago Crime Lab made me appreciate what Baltimore and St Louis have accomplished from their peak to 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Looking at the historic reduction in US homicides from many angles. I appreciate the Real-Time Crime Index data - 12-month rolling trends for 570 cities 2018-2025. But this graph from U Chicago Crime Lab made me appreciate what Baltimore and St Louis have accomplished from their peak to 2025.