itsyaboybrian(not crying)
@brianthecasual.bsky.social
Small business owner/chefboy by profession. Idiot by choice. Once I got bit by a bug so hard I almost died. He/him
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Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I know it was you, Charlie Brown. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
"Forget it Jake. It's Charlie Brown.
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
"Forget it Jake. It's Charlie Brown.
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There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
"hurr durr we're gonna send the army to the cities." fuckin
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"hurr durr we're gonna send the army to the cities." fuckin
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas
More like Ross Dontdouthat am I right?
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
More like Ross Dontdouthat am I right?
First they came for these people then they came for those people. First of all, where are they getting all this cum?
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
First they came for these people then they came for those people. First of all, where are they getting all this cum?
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
Yeah keep talking shit.
All my shooters come from Etsy
All my shooters come from Etsy
September 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yeah keep talking shit.
All my shooters come from Etsy
All my shooters come from Etsy
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we should stop descending into fascism and try descending into some cool stuff like magic the gathering
November 20, 2023 at 7:18 AM
we should stop descending into fascism and try descending into some cool stuff like magic the gathering
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
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i'd bet not a goddamn one a them motherfuckers is hammerproof
September 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i'd bet not a goddamn one a them motherfuckers is hammerproof
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A lot of labor day messaging drives me up the wall because the annoying viral "thank a union" is sometimes updated to "don't just thank a union, form your own!" but no one has figured out a viral "demand the right to organize exists again" and IT'S MY JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT and i still haven't.
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A lot of labor day messaging drives me up the wall because the annoying viral "thank a union" is sometimes updated to "don't just thank a union, form your own!" but no one has figured out a viral "demand the right to organize exists again" and IT'S MY JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT and i still haven't.
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Shout out to the heroes doing the real work. Not the ones looking for clout with performative mutual aid. Not the legal defenders or the bail fund funders. I'm talking the real heroes: the people yelling at leftists online
August 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Shout out to the heroes doing the real work. Not the ones looking for clout with performative mutual aid. Not the legal defenders or the bail fund funders. I'm talking the real heroes: the people yelling at leftists online
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This may be controversial but Greeks and Italians are the same thing
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This may be controversial but Greeks and Italians are the same thing
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Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Words/phrases Democrats should never use:
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)
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A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Uber needs a “what the fuck are you doing just drive to me” option. Yes I will pay a million dollars for this.
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Uber needs a “what the fuck are you doing just drive to me” option. Yes I will pay a million dollars for this.
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The libs love Newsome because he's talking like an opposition candidate but he's also not asking them to do anything to help
August 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The libs love Newsome because he's talking like an opposition candidate but he's also not asking them to do anything to help
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if you're a so-called 'committed anti-natalist' but you're not taking your own life right this instant you're just a poser
August 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
if you're a so-called 'committed anti-natalist' but you're not taking your own life right this instant you're just a poser
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Hungry men create lunch times, lunch times create sleepy men, sleepy men create nap times, nap times create hungry men
August 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hungry men create lunch times, lunch times create sleepy men, sleepy men create nap times, nap times create hungry men
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March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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a boy: hey we're headed to Dino's Bar & Grill this Friday, you in?
me: what's it like
boy: gotta dress to kill hahaha, and two things are certain; 1. drinks will flow..
me: what's the other
Boy: don't worry about it
me: what's it like
boy: gotta dress to kill hahaha, and two things are certain; 1. drinks will flow..
me: what's the other
Boy: don't worry about it
January 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
a boy: hey we're headed to Dino's Bar & Grill this Friday, you in?
me: what's it like
boy: gotta dress to kill hahaha, and two things are certain; 1. drinks will flow..
me: what's the other
Boy: don't worry about it
me: what's it like
boy: gotta dress to kill hahaha, and two things are certain; 1. drinks will flow..
me: what's the other
Boy: don't worry about it
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what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them