"Heynongman" Adam Page
@brianjorg.bsky.social
Prestige 43 - Chicago/Rogers Park - non sentients / rancid shitty vibes get blocked
“Please Carol, we would move heaven and earth to coerce you into admitting you like this played out overrated horseshit.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Please Carol, we would move heaven and earth to coerce you into admitting you like this played out overrated horseshit.”
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
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I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I had my political differences with Dick Cheney, but in person I found him warm, funny, a gracious host and surprisingly knowledgeable about music. Seeing The Jesus Lizard with him in 2009 was a blast, and he didn't hesitate to wade into the pit despite a few sidelong glances.
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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Today's painting: "Zaku II," acrylic on canvas board, 11" x 14".
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today's painting: "Zaku II," acrylic on canvas board, 11" x 14".
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I barely think about The Obelisk anymore. Couldn't care less about its strangely oily surface or the gentle hum of its presence
I thought WEAPONS was handsomely made but hooking us with an intriguing premise before informing us that a wizard did it is why no one likes JJ Abrams anymore
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I thought WEAPONS was handsomely made but hooking us with an intriguing premise before informing us that a wizard did it is why no one likes JJ Abrams anymore
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Happy Labor Day to everyone, even the masters and commanders
September 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Happy Labor Day to everyone, even the masters and commanders
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I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
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Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
July 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gordon Cole: THE WRESTLING'S ON, COOP. YOU WILL NOTICE THE BLONDE-HAIRED WOMAN GAINING SPEED & MOMENTUM LIKE A BOW-LEGGED GAZELLE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER REAR-END RIGHT INTO HER DAZED OPPONENT'S FACE. SHE LEARNED IT FROM THOSE VAUDEVILLE GIRLS.
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
Dale Cooper: *mouthing "I'm so sorry" to Norma* 🤼
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It's taken forever for this game design to work, but finally the pieces are all coming together in Simultaneous Orgasm Chess.
July 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's taken forever for this game design to work, but finally the pieces are all coming together in Simultaneous Orgasm Chess.
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June 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import