god does make mistakes this would be fire
pee holes are in a horrible spot, we should pee out of our fingertips for ease and convenience
February 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
god does make mistakes this would be fire
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Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me: excuse me where's your restroom
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
Salesman: It's for customers only
Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please
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Black cats can be both
November 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Black cats can be both
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Once a year I log into Quora to post something like "wife got that gorilla stink after injecting balsamic vinegar in her neck every day. no question to ask all you." and today they made me Power User/Moderator of the Hygiene and Health (Women's) super group.
November 24, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Once a year I log into Quora to post something like "wife got that gorilla stink after injecting balsamic vinegar in her neck every day. no question to ask all you." and today they made me Power User/Moderator of the Hygiene and Health (Women's) super group.
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Good morning Squeaky
November 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Good morning Squeaky
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commenting ‘fatherless behavior’ on a video of a dude throwing a slightly imperfect spiral
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
commenting ‘fatherless behavior’ on a video of a dude throwing a slightly imperfect spiral
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just search it up your honor
November 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
just search it up your honor
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Me: *pretending to smoke a hotdog like a cigar
Passport photographer: No
Passport photographer: No
November 24, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Me: *pretending to smoke a hotdog like a cigar
Passport photographer: No
Passport photographer: No
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Evening Snack anyone ?
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Evening Snack anyone ?
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asking the prostitute how much to let me use them as my emergency contact
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
asking the prostitute how much to let me use them as my emergency contact
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[trying to insult a british person even though I know nothing about england] heard your mom is from Leeds
November 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
[trying to insult a british person even though I know nothing about england] heard your mom is from Leeds
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[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
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[giving medical advice] try to not have medical issues
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
[giving medical advice] try to not have medical issues
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We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning
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In a way the hole is the most important part of the ass
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
In a way the hole is the most important part of the ass
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in europe we can make an aircraft that is also a little bit silly
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 PM
in europe we can make an aircraft that is also a little bit silly
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it's my 2nd amendment right to throw flash-bangs around the grocery store
November 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
it's my 2nd amendment right to throw flash-bangs around the grocery store
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I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡