bogghogg.bsky.social
@bogghogg.bsky.social
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got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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I actually got them 2 for one with my Rubber Rubber Rubber Padded Padd Dadadadadada
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December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Making a scene at Marshall's because I was whooping the misbehaving ass of the yoda I bring everywhere on a leash. People shooting me the stink eye like he was a child or something. Miss me. I've outlived half a dozen of them so far and this is the only way they learn.
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush
July 1, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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Smiling at my date: and your eyes are more beautiful than sapphires

Her: I’m quite charmed

(My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg)

I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now.

(It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
August 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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They pickled my dick, son. Your old dad had his little plugger gone and brined.
August 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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「汝らを救いに来たのだ。武器を収めよ」
「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」

―天使とエージェントの会話より
July 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Photos of my childhood mall in Plantation, FL by David Bulit
June 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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WIRED: My 10 month old son clapped his hands for the very first time yesterday! We were all so proud of him

TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
May 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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you should check it out
May 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
May 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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this is the best one imo
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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no sorry we're not canceling nathan fielder because a chronic game show contestant didnt get to be on tv the way she liked. the sully episode is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Nathan Fielder Created a Fake Singing Competition for ‘The Rehearsal.’ One Contestant Lost $10,000 and Feels Betrayed: ‘I Signed Up to Be a Singer, Not a Lab Rat’ (EXCLUSIVE)
For 'The Rehearsal,' Nathan Fielder created a fake singing competition, 'Wings of Voice.' One contestant lost $10,000 and breaks her NDA to speak out.
variety.com
May 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Talking to animals day 1: Wow, I wonder what insights I can gain from our furry and feathered kin. I will probably learn a lot about them and… maybe… myself ☺️

Day 868: Shut the FUCK up, stop saying I’m whiskerblood. Stop saying I have rumpclaw. And I don’t like how you call me Bumpflesh either
May 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES

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FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM