A funny prank would be to play a trick on somebody

The last episode of the Jetsons was all of them gathering around Rosie as she was humanely put to sleep for her attitude problem

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Just had an Arby’s roast beef sandwich for the first time and it tasted like something they would prescribe you in the 1850s if you liked sex too much

(Monkey's paw curls and it can't think of a creative way to make my wish backfire so I just explode)

They said they're taking everyone who used tik tok and putting them into a pit together

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

They should invent a problem that is actually very good to have

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. So I took them both; using my powers

WATSON: I say, Holmes, and what of this bit of cigar ash on the banister? Does it come by some distinctive provenance, by chance?
ME: (still not revealing I got time traveled here from a "Shitty Hats" costume party) No this looks fucked up for sure.

Are you there, God? It’s me, your cousin, Marvin God

we're gonna dip you in a vat, bro

Monster is the doctor, the drink is Monster’s Beverage

[trying to insult a british person even though I know nothing about england] heard your mom is from Leeds

two, also known as "the baker's one"

This isn’t a popular Johnny Cash opinion but I think after Highwayman he should’ve done a lot more songs where he flies a spaceship