chris
@bluetotheback.bsky.social
can't go wrong with some good stew
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the pitch for the iron giant was famously "what if a gun had a soul and didnt want to be a gun" but people don't talk about how akira's was "what if a boy had no soul and wanted to be a gun"
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the pitch for the iron giant was famously "what if a gun had a soul and didnt want to be a gun" but people don't talk about how akira's was "what if a boy had no soul and wanted to be a gun"
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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Which way western man?
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Which way western man?
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the divine right of kings also applies to regional wein- und spargelköniginnen
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
the divine right of kings also applies to regional wein- und spargelköniginnen
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God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026
they keep those costcos pretty warm, huh
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
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I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm so lonely I enrolled in a handwriting course just to meet illegible bachelors.
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when not on the field, they make baseball players stand in a little hole. so as to remind them that we are all of us destined for a grave
May 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
when not on the field, they make baseball players stand in a little hole. so as to remind them that we are all of us destined for a grave
wearing this to a tapas restaurant and starting to hyperventilate when they bring the gambas to the table
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
wearing this to a tapas restaurant and starting to hyperventilate when they bring the gambas to the table
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If you have home plate seats at the World Series and they catch your ass dinking around on your phone back there a big claw game thing should come down and pluck you up and out by the head.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you have home plate seats at the World Series and they catch your ass dinking around on your phone back there a big claw game thing should come down and pluck you up and out by the head.
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The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.
October 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The AWS outage today is a good reminder that there is no "cloud", there's just somebody else's computer.
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Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.
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007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
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POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
December 10, 2024 at 12:39 PM
POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
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It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”
April 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”
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Leto Atreides: I get paid in woims!
Paul Atreides: I get woims!
Leto 2: I woims!
Paul Atreides: I get woims!
Leto 2: I woims!
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Leto Atreides: I get paid in woims!
Paul Atreides: I get woims!
Leto 2: I woims!
Paul Atreides: I get woims!
Leto 2: I woims!
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[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
Weeks after Charlamagne tha God mocked Hakeem Jeffries calling him “AIPAC Shakur,” Jeffries responds with his own nickname: “Charlatan the Fraud”
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot
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someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters