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patient zero of atproto madness
@teal.fm @opn.haus mmatt.net
I work for Teal computing, LLC
dame.is dame @dame.is · 15h
i do not work for Bluesky PBC, though several members of their team have told me "you're hired!" in my replies on multiple occasions
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
she’s labeled again, mods pls fix @verified.pds.mmatt.net

(thx @cmcalgary.bsky.social for the ping)
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tanged.org
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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update my dynamic avatar automation to append my latest @teal.fm scrobble to my bio/description
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/mmatt.net tealstream is back
@mmatt.net is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
tealstream is back
stream.place
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ok don’t dm me

try experimental apple music support: piper.mmatt.net

be warned: this may go down and may not be the most reliable, keep check of your tracking data via pdsls or the slices site

join the Discord channel if you have any problems: discord.gg/3CPNmeWBE
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@wlo.moe what ya making 0_0 moe.wlo.scrobbler/0.1.0 (Linux/linux; linux/6.12.59; x64)
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
shipping a semi big thing on a sunday on the weekend while i’m at my day job is breaking all the rules of software development
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
best channel on discord discord.gg/znG2vzCf2
Join the teal.fm Discord Server!
the official Discord server for the ATProto Music Tracker. | 440 members
discord.gg
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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dm matt
apple music users, dm me
@teal.fm
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Turns out the reason my sequencer grew so large so quickly is because piper (teal.fm scrobbler) clears the now playing status record every 30s a track isn't playing. This means there's an update event every 30s in the sequencer (and emitted on the firehose) for every person using piper
Lots of redundant empty statuss events emitted · Issue #29 · teal-fm/piper
I've observed this with Spotify but looking at the code it applies to lastfm too. fetchAllUserTracks makes a call to ClearPlayingNow if there is nothing playing. This runs every 30s. This causes an...
github.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
apple music users, dm me
@teal.fm
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
releasing a product via remote desktop because it works on my machine
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Nashville, TN
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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ok but fuck liquid glass, every progress bar should have a gif of a walking lil gentleman
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
this isn’t an edit button 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
bladee - SAD MEAL #COLDVISIONS Out Now
YouTube video by drain gang
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December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
if you post more then 10 words at a time you get banned from evil.gay
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December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
northsky this northsky that

guys if you just do queer gay shit in real life nothing on the internet matters anymore, not kidding like go get a little transgender with your routine tomorrow like go kiss a boy it makes bluesky dot com not matter anymore
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
big day for the protoists out there
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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My crazy idea to cram all of the AT Protocol into a single deployable container. Works with SQLite, Postgres and potentially more data stores in the future. Steps are literally deploy container -> import your lexicons -> backfill -> build your app with the GraphQL APIs.

quickslice.slices.network
quickslice - Introduction
quickslice.slices.network
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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finally landed it!

Tap is your all-in-one sync tool for the Atmosphere: webhooks, backfill, filtering, signaling collections, no cbor/msts/signatures/cursors. this thing's got it all!

give it a go and let me know what you think & if you run into any issues

docs.bsky.app/blog/introdu...
Introducing Tap: Repository Synchronization Made Simple | Bluesky
Just about every app built on AT needs data from a repository at some point. For many use cases – feed generators, labelers, bots – streaming live data through a Relay or Jetstream works well. But som...
docs.bsky.app
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM