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attack and dethrone god!
#BlackLivesMatter #AbolishThePolice
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.
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can't be the first person to say this but boy it's really on the nose that the gestapo are out there in the street arresting kneeling priests and executing people named Pretty and Good
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
can't be the first person to say this but boy it's really on the nose that the gestapo are out there in the street arresting kneeling priests and executing people named Pretty and Good
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Bill Kristol sees this shit clearly. I don't know how so many elected Democrats don't.
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Bill Kristol sees this shit clearly. I don't know how so many elected Democrats don't.
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Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration.
Congress can:
- Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage)
- Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes
- Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same
- Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction
It can be done.
Congress can:
- Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage)
- Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes
- Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same
- Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction
It can be done.
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration.
Congress can:
- Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage)
- Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes
- Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same
- Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction
It can be done.
Congress can:
- Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage)
- Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes
- Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same
- Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction
It can be done.
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This is the biggest self own the Democrats have ever done. They handed a group of eight wing billionaires control of the largest social media company.
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
TikTok Strikes Deal for New U.S. Entity, Ending Long Legal Saga
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This is the biggest self own the Democrats have ever done. They handed a group of eight wing billionaires control of the largest social media company.
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
Just absolutely stunning incompetence.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
It is truly insane there is now a Republican I respect more than Hakeem Jeffries.
Only one! But one's a lot in context.
Only one! But one's a lot in context.
DHS spending bill passed 220-207
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
7 Democrats voted in favor:
Henry Cuellar
Don Davis
Laura Gilles
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Jared Golden
Vicente Gonzalez
Tom Suozzi
Massie voted No
Andy Harris didn't vote
Might not have passed if every Democrat voted No, but leadership wasn't whipping them to do so
January 22, 2026 at 11:16 PM
It is truly insane there is now a Republican I respect more than Hakeem Jeffries.
Only one! But one's a lot in context.
Only one! But one's a lot in context.
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It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
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Great advice for the present moment too.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Great advice for the present moment too.
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the shitstorm that’s already brewing because of Bari’s decision to spike this story is going to end up being vastly more damaging to her and to the admin than allowing the story to air would have been
she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
the shitstorm that’s already brewing because of Bari’s decision to spike this story is going to end up being vastly more damaging to her and to the admin than allowing the story to air would have been
she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
she’s an evil propagandist hack but she is also very bad at doing it in a way that isn’t hamfisted
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in a sane society, abolish ICE would be a moderate position
Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
in a sane society, abolish ICE would be a moderate position
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The @nytimes.com decided last year what the story was; Trump II was the righteous punishment visited upon their interns and junior staffers and grandchildren for being so annoying about MeToo and BLM, and once they understood that and repented, they could have democracy back.
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The @nytimes.com decided last year what the story was; Trump II was the righteous punishment visited upon their interns and junior staffers and grandchildren for being so annoying about MeToo and BLM, and once they understood that and repented, they could have democracy back.
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It's not a ceasefire if they're sending air attacks. What is wrong with everyone
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's not a ceasefire if they're sending air attacks. What is wrong with everyone
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The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
FBI Director Kash Patel called the ADL “an extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization,” saying in announcement that the FBI has cut all formal ties with the anti-hate group.
FBI’s Kash Patel attacks ADL as ‘extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization’
The FBI director said the bureau is cutting all formal ties with the Jewish civil rights group
jewishinsider.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right
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OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this
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regular reminder that "he wants" ≠ "he will"
September 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
regular reminder that "he wants" ≠ "he will"
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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this is so much better as messaging than Jeffries.
Pritzker actually lays out what he's doing and what the public can do; he presents the response as a partnership between pols and people who care about democracy in the face of fascist incursion.
Pritzker actually lays out what he's doing and what the public can do; he presents the response as a partnership between pols and people who care about democracy in the face of fascist incursion.
The State of Illinois is closely monitoring the federal deployments in the Village of Broadview.
Public safety is always my top priority, and the Illinois State Police remains in close communication with the Broadview Police Department to monitor and maintain public safety.
Public safety is always my top priority, and the Illinois State Police remains in close communication with the Broadview Police Department to monitor and maintain public safety.
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this is so much better as messaging than Jeffries.
Pritzker actually lays out what he's doing and what the public can do; he presents the response as a partnership between pols and people who care about democracy in the face of fascist incursion.
Pritzker actually lays out what he's doing and what the public can do; he presents the response as a partnership between pols and people who care about democracy in the face of fascist incursion.
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another case of people reading a headline and either not reading or misreading an article. the actual reporting does not say anything like "all trans people are being classified as terrorists"
i understand why people are scared. i also feel like reading comprehension is at an all time low
i understand why people are scared. i also feel like reading comprehension is at an all time low
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
another case of people reading a headline and either not reading or misreading an article. the actual reporting does not say anything like "all trans people are being classified as terrorists"
i understand why people are scared. i also feel like reading comprehension is at an all time low
i understand why people are scared. i also feel like reading comprehension is at an all time low
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If someone demanded that Josh Shapiro apologize for each and every dead Palestinian child it would widely be seen as manipulative bigotry. So why does the NYT indulge this “I demand the brown person apologize for all rhetoric I don’t like” nonsense? Hacks reporting on hacks.
Absurdly biased and unserious article about Mamdani once again in New York Times, which appears to be only able to find and privilege voices criticizing him. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/u... It’s embarrassing how blatantly they are trying to smear him with one-sided coverage.
Shapiro Says Mamdani Fails to Condemn ‘Blatantly Antisemitic’ Rhetoric
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If someone demanded that Josh Shapiro apologize for each and every dead Palestinian child it would widely be seen as manipulative bigotry. So why does the NYT indulge this “I demand the brown person apologize for all rhetoric I don’t like” nonsense? Hacks reporting on hacks.
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I missed Clinton endorsing Mamdani and I bet you did too
July 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I missed Clinton endorsing Mamdani and I bet you did too
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Editors: trusted government agency sends out email full of lies to senior citizens is a front page story
Can confirm this email is authentic — and about nothing in it is true.
Social Security income is still taxed. This bill does nothing to change that.
It’s willful disinformation on the part of SSA. It’s a lie.
Social Security income is still taxed. This bill does nothing to change that.
It’s willful disinformation on the part of SSA. It’s a lie.
Hi, I think a lot of us received e-mails from SSA saying that social security will no longer be taxed - and that somehow there is "enhanced deductions" (how much enhancement can you make to 0?) for those over 65. What part, if any, of this is true? Thank you!
July 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Editors: trusted government agency sends out email full of lies to senior citizens is a front page story
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Indeed. This is of course not the first time that we've seen words from a Democrat blatantly misrepresented to claim anti-Semitism, but this time other Democrats are leading the charge. Multiple Dem members of Congress are brazenly lying about this. They're burning down our own party, and for what?
I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it.
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...
June 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Indeed. This is of course not the first time that we've seen words from a Democrat blatantly misrepresented to claim anti-Semitism, but this time other Democrats are leading the charge. Multiple Dem members of Congress are brazenly lying about this. They're burning down our own party, and for what?
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If your law is good when there are good people in office, but dangerous when there are bad people in office, your law is bad.
Separately and notably, GLAAD — which dropped its opposition to KOSA last year after changes to the bill, easing its path to Democratic support — told me it now wants lawmakers to review the bill in light of "changes in the FTC and other government leadership." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If your law is good when there are good people in office, but dangerous when there are bad people in office, your law is bad.