Geeted Rivalry
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I love when people who are professionally wrong for a living describe it as being really into "nuance"
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I love when people who are professionally wrong for a living describe it as being really into "nuance"
Proud to run socials for LA democratic socialist mayoral candidate Rae Huang. We’re in the first big stretch of our fundraising efforts and if you live in LA your donation gets matched 6:1! Come get in on the ground floor of this movement
This campaign is powered by people, not corporate donors, developers, or political insiders.
If you live in LA, your contribution is matched 6-to-1 through the city’s public matching funds program (up to $257).
Small dollars add up fast and that’s how we win! Donate link below.
If you live in LA, your contribution is matched 6-to-1 through the city’s public matching funds program (up to $257).
Small dollars add up fast and that’s how we win! Donate link below.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Proud to run socials for LA democratic socialist mayoral candidate Rae Huang. We’re in the first big stretch of our fundraising efforts and if you live in LA your donation gets matched 6:1! Come get in on the ground floor of this movement
the greenland thing is embarrassing enough but why are alaska and hawaii even US states. just give those and also puerto rico back, why are these ours
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
the greenland thing is embarrassing enough but why are alaska and hawaii even US states. just give those and also puerto rico back, why are these ours
almost fell asleep in an underwire bra and jeans AKA the Cursed Pajamas
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
almost fell asleep in an underwire bra and jeans AKA the Cursed Pajamas
always makes me laugh when anyone in TNG asks data how he’s doing and he answers “i am functioning within normal parameters.” damn right buddy, same. aspirational even
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
always makes me laugh when anyone in TNG asks data how he’s doing and he answers “i am functioning within normal parameters.” damn right buddy, same. aspirational even
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When its stomach_noise.mp3 you know the only solution is hearty_meal.gif
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
When its stomach_noise.mp3 you know the only solution is hearty_meal.gif
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why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately
January 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
why are you making Predictions. have you been alive lately
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
came across a playlist called garage mahal and i’m so mad i didn't come up with that
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
came across a playlist called garage mahal and i’m so mad i didn't come up with that
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Time to post my favorite writing of this guy
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Time to post my favorite writing of this guy
hate that “imagine hating me and i’m just [doing something whimsical]” meme. i hate you for not attending to your basic responsibilities and instead making derivative content hoping to go viral
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
hate that “imagine hating me and i’m just [doing something whimsical]” meme. i hate you for not attending to your basic responsibilities and instead making derivative content hoping to go viral
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crazy that they made a water fireplace
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 6:42 AM
crazy that they made a water fireplace
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Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?
Previously, several of these companies, like Apple, IBM, and Disney, have paused advertising on X in response to antisemitic content. But antisemitism on X never slowed, sexual abuse imagery increased, and all of these companies quietly resumed advertising anyways.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?
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Keep Grok and X in the app stores, sure, but god forbid ICE-tracking apps be allowed.
I feel like I'm in upsidedown land.
I feel like I'm in upsidedown land.
Why Are Grok and X Still Available in App Stores?
Elon Musk’s chatbot has been used to generate thousands of sexualized images of adults and apparent minors. Apple and Google have removed other “nudify” apps—but continue to host X and Grok.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Keep Grok and X in the app stores, sure, but god forbid ICE-tracking apps be allowed.
I feel like I'm in upsidedown land.
I feel like I'm in upsidedown land.
2025 vampire movies: sinners, marty supreme
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 AM
2025 vampire movies: sinners, marty supreme
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
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2026 is getting Albany to tax the rich to pay for universal childcare. Get in where you can. There are a number of groups currently organizing for this so you won't need to reinvent the wheel.
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
2026 is getting Albany to tax the rich to pay for universal childcare. Get in where you can. There are a number of groups currently organizing for this so you won't need to reinvent the wheel.
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Blockbuster interview about institutional transphobia at the New York Times that names names of the bigots responsible: A.G. Sulzberger, Joe Kahn, Carolyn Ryan at the top, plus Pamela Paul, Jeremy Peters, Azeen Ghorayshi, Katie J.M. Baker, & an entire anti-trans pro-mgmt splinter group in the union
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Blockbuster interview about institutional transphobia at the New York Times that names names of the bigots responsible: A.G. Sulzberger, Joe Kahn, Carolyn Ryan at the top, plus Pamela Paul, Jeremy Peters, Azeen Ghorayshi, Katie J.M. Baker, & an entire anti-trans pro-mgmt splinter group in the union
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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if you were a cool kid interviewing for dot com 1.0 tech jobs you might have had to be interviewed in a ball pit or on some shit like this
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if you were a cool kid interviewing for dot com 1.0 tech jobs you might have had to be interviewed in a ball pit or on some shit like this
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO