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Alvin and the Chopped Uncs
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establishing connection…
two dogs, Buster and Penny, lying on the couch cuddling butt to butt
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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have some shame my guy
me holding a bag of gin gin brand ginger chews, it features a cartoon ginger hedonistically laying in repose and eating candy made of themself
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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so nikki haley’s son is doing the conservative influencer thing and appearing on Fox News and all i gotta say is: what on earth is this fit
nalin haley, son of nikki haley, on Fox News as a talking head about ‘why gen z is more conservative’ and he’s got a striped blue shirt and huge red tie and a white collar and dark navy blue or black jacket
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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traveler’s best
an airport convenience store with a sign that says ‘traveler’s best’ with nothing but bags and bags of various cheez-it flavors below it
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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if pizza is ‘za then dosa is ‘sa. let me have this
a large masala dosa on a stainless steel plate with sambar, tomato chutney and coconut chutney
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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just call it cornament we’re wasting time
grocery store display of large ornamental corn, $5.99
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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i’m sorry but this fit goes hard. imagine literally anyone else wearing it
disgraced mayor eric adams wearing a kippah and elaborate Jewish themed jacket at a NYC Rosh Hashanah event
September 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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hey i’m at the indian store, does anyone need some uh
box on a grocery store shelf that says “Dark Fantasy Choco-Style Nut Fills” with a close-up photo of cookies and a sultry photo of Shah Rukh Khan about to eat one
September 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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gonna be an evergreen post whenever a shooter is revealed to be yet another chronically online person with incoherent far right beliefs
twitter post via @SoliSolstice; display name ‘ravioli with soli’ what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it posted 7:50 AM on 5/8/25
September 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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my shirt was the inspo for my new hair
a selfie of me outside with shaggy black and earthy mustardy blonde-ish two toned color lock hair, my shirt is also this color
August 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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if anyone wanted to set up a looney tunes style trap for me this would honestly 100% work
chalkboard sign in front of a storefront that says Real Korean Sunscreen with an arrow pointing inside
August 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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this is what people who watch fox news think cities are like all the time
box art from classic Sega game Streets of Rage 2
August 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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before anyone replies and puts the blame on just Orange Man Bad, military and defense budgets getting the lion's share of taxpayer money has been a bipartisan issue for generations
a chart from Grand Rapids Institute for Information Democracy showing the steep rise in US military expenses since 1950. full article: https://griid.org/2024/06/17/us-house-of-representatives-passes-883-billion-military-budget-for-fy-2025-but-wont-support-the-basic-needs-of-millions-who-live-here/
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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does bluesky observe flat fuck friday
a large and uniquely wide gator lying in the sun
June 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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the live stage adaptation of Life of Pi was worth it. masterful stagecraft
holding a playbook of Life of Pi with the stage in the background
May 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Buster where are your eyes
buster, my friend’s very fluffy toy poodle
April 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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my mandarin orange tree is blooming and it smells so good
a flowering mandarin orange tree in a sunny backyard
April 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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penny’s basically a norman rockwell dog; an all-american mutt. the platonic ideal of Dog
March 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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jan is not a progressive and deserves to be primaried by a challenger to the left
March 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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went to the fancy candy store in the mall and i’m losing my shit at Gamer Gummies
holding a bag of Tetris themed Gamer Gummies at the bulk candy store
February 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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sega’s creative really been killing it lately with this kind of cute sonic
sonic, tails and knuckles eating on one of those low japanese tables that have a blanket
February 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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latest penny song we’re singing to her is Pink Penny Club
my dog penny smiling to the camera
February 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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the fall of the US as an empire is good, the chaos and deregulation isn’t. we can withstand it if we continue to build our own infra
visual graphic that says ‘without infrastructure there is no revolution!’ With an image of a train traveling over a bridge; its compartments spelling out the word revolution on the bridge the train travels on it reads ‘neighborhood councils - workplace democracy’ and on each of the bridge’s lower pillars it reads ‘medical care’ ‘supply lines’ ‘mutual aid’ ‘community defense’ ‘safe houses’ ‘finances’ ‘child care’ bottom of the visual graphic of the train and bridge reads ‘build dual power structures now!’
February 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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i keep yelling at penny whenever she gets too close to nana’s fine crystal cabinet and her looney tunes sneaky tiptoe face is killing me
penny making that sneaky tiptoe grinch face while caught walking too close to a glass cabinet full of fragile glass and crystal things daffy duck tiptoeing in that classic looney tunes way
February 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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can’t believe we veered away from the old KRON4 news logo that was perfect
current boring kron4 news logo old cleverly designed 80s kron4 logo
February 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM