bilbeman.bsky.social
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peak lesbian is when you're both like "ah i don't wanna take advantage of her" and also you both kinda wish she'd take advantage of you a little more than she does
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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My posts are like a toy where I repeat the same 5 voice lines when you pull my string
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I really appreciate how long the computer on Star Trek takes to do things. Someone asks "Computer, do a cross-analysis of all similar subspace phenomena over the last 500 years" and the response is "Calculating. Estimated time to completion is 4 hours". That is a reasonable amount of time imo
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”

“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Toad sat on the edge of his bed. “Blah,” said Toad. “I feel down in the dumps.”

“Why?” asked Frog.

“I am thinking about tomorrow,” said Toad.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Time to break out the chart
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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it's not too late for us to call it something less dumb than "enshittification"
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Snort laughed at work
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.

He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.

It's so much worse than being reported.

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CA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In Podcast
The California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Time to go to work in the shit factory!
June 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM