inauspiciousVoyager
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23 | yeehaw ass texan | canned fish’s strongest soldier | I will identity whatever moth you’ve posted
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Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
For the love of all that is decent and holy: abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.
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Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/
I need to nail down what constitutes a failson so I can know if I’m one or not
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I need to nail down what constitutes a failson so I can know if I’m one or not
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
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he announced that he black bagged the sitting president of a foreign country on the same website where he posted an AI generated image of jb pritzker holding a mcdouble
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
he announced that he black bagged the sitting president of a foreign country on the same website where he posted an AI generated image of jb pritzker holding a mcdouble
Genuinely think that the press conference is going to be in mar-a-lago so trump can perp walk maduro. Exactly this man’s type of corny power play bullshit
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Genuinely think that the press conference is going to be in mar-a-lago so trump can perp walk maduro. Exactly this man’s type of corny power play bullshit
Did have to laugh at a commentator on Al Jazeera citing the ‘Pottery Barn rule’ and then having to explain what a pottery barn is in his posh British accent
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Did have to laugh at a commentator on Al Jazeera citing the ‘Pottery Barn rule’ and then having to explain what a pottery barn is in his posh British accent
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Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
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FIFA peace prize in action
JUST IN: Trump says the U.S. has captured Maduro and his wife and flown them out of the country.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
FIFA peace prize in action
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
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"While we strongly object to not being consulted, we can all agree that the world is better off without Maduro..." - some dem asshole, in about an hour
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 AM
"While we strongly object to not being consulted, we can all agree that the world is better off without Maduro..." - some dem asshole, in about an hour
Feel like at some point being like “people can’t do that, that’s illegal” about trumps actions means fuck all. Think people need to recognize that right abt now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Feel like at some point being like “people can’t do that, that’s illegal” about trumps actions means fuck all. Think people need to recognize that right abt now.
Beverages to monitor the situation to
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Beverages to monitor the situation to
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i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
December 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i think something missing in all the "liberals need to come back to twitter. actually everyone needs to transition to video content" discourse is that some people aren't logging on to social media to change hearts and minds. some of us are just talking shit
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers
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“Is Donald Trump in the big tent” - the greatest thread in the history of DSA forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Is Donald Trump in the big tent” - the greatest thread in the history of DSA forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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look to be honest we're drone striking Rockstar executives no matter when GTA 6 comes out
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
look to be honest we're drone striking Rockstar executives no matter when GTA 6 comes out
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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ban social media, put heroin in the water supply
September 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ban social media, put heroin in the water supply
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just relapsed on the haunted labyrinth
February 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
just relapsed on the haunted labyrinth
I'm gonna be real chat, I don't think this one can be explained away
Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm gonna be real chat, I don't think this one can be explained away
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oh so I guess now it's wrong to have drug-fueled sex with teenagers and pay them for it, because of all the woke
December 23, 2024 at 4:45 PM
oh so I guess now it's wrong to have drug-fueled sex with teenagers and pay them for it, because of all the woke