NewFaceofBoe
@benniefly2.bsky.social
Western Suburban Nightmare. Friends is a mental state. Not forever, just for now…
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Please admire this perfect squirrel.
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Please admire this perfect squirrel.
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Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
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I like my rotisserie chicken how I like my holy infant: tender and mild.
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I like my rotisserie chicken how I like my holy infant: tender and mild.
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One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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christmas elves are the last genetic descendants of noldor elves, now the slaves of tom bombadil, who is santa
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
christmas elves are the last genetic descendants of noldor elves, now the slaves of tom bombadil, who is santa
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Polishing off my new column "The Story About Who Ate All the Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With a Spoon and Then Left the Jar and the Spoon in the Pantry? Count Me Out."
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Polishing off my new column "The Story About Who Ate All the Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With a Spoon and Then Left the Jar and the Spoon in the Pantry? Count Me Out."
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YOU GUYS
Coming from USPS in 2026! Stamps with #sqrlpix ❤️
Squirrels & Chipmunks in Snow — Stamps Forever
The U.S. Postal Service is turning up the cuteness with four new stamps celebrating some of winter’s most determined little dynamos. Featuring photographs of an eastern gray squirrel, an American red ...
www.stampsforever.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
YOU GUYS
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Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
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Happy 100th birthday!
a group of penguins are dancing with a man in a suit
ALT: a group of penguins are dancing with a man in a suit
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December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Happy 100th birthday!
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Shot. Chaser.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Shot. Chaser.
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Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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HOOSIER HOOSIER HOOSIER
OI OI OI
OI OI OI
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
HOOSIER HOOSIER HOOSIER
OI OI OI
OI OI OI
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Welding... it's all about the bond.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Welding... it's all about the bond.
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The float/sink test for narcoterrorists is identical to the test for witches.
Yeah. Drowning and not fighting to survive proves you are a non-combatant. Struggling to save your life shows you might be a threat at some point in the future. Possibly. Either way you die!
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The float/sink test for narcoterrorists is identical to the test for witches.
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"I AM A REVOLUTIONARY" mural in Garfield Park honoring Fred Hampton, Mark Clark and other Black Panther Party members. Hampton and Clark were killed when the Chicago Police sprayed Hampton's apartment with bullets in the pre-dawn hours of this day in 1969. Mural by Andre Trenier, 2020
December 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
"I AM A REVOLUTIONARY" mural in Garfield Park honoring Fred Hampton, Mark Clark and other Black Panther Party members. Hampton and Clark were killed when the Chicago Police sprayed Hampton's apartment with bullets in the pre-dawn hours of this day in 1969. Mural by Andre Trenier, 2020
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It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
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You know what its time for? A bunch of Caseys Pizzas executives to start donating enough cash to detail this coaching hire.
FOILED BY BIG COOKIE, THEN BIG GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA
FOILED BY BIG COOKIE, THEN BIG GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA
Penn State's search now turns to Iowa State coach Matt Campbell, per sources. Conversations picked up today.
Plus some other names still on the periphery. Story with @ralphdrussoath.bsky.social and @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Plus some other names still on the periphery. Story with @ralphdrussoath.bsky.social and @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Iowa State’s Matt Campbell emerging as top Penn State coaching target: Sources
Penn State's lengthy coaching search to replace James Franklin has shifted its focus to Iowa State's Matt Campbell.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You know what its time for? A bunch of Caseys Pizzas executives to start donating enough cash to detail this coaching hire.
FOILED BY BIG COOKIE, THEN BIG GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA
FOILED BY BIG COOKIE, THEN BIG GAS STATION BREAKFAST PIZZA
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“Nakedly” partisan? They are clearly wearing robes
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Nakedly” partisan? They are clearly wearing robes
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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What if pants were fortune cookie? What if Olive Oyl was menopausal? Designers out there answering today's most important philosophical quandaries .
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What if pants were fortune cookie? What if Olive Oyl was menopausal? Designers out there answering today's most important philosophical quandaries .
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i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS