Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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This is Nazi shit, but also...the lip gloss?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This is Nazi shit, but also...the lip gloss?
Reminder: These people have no moral imperatives, other than the acquisition/retention of power. They start there and work backwards to present whatever belief system supports it at a given moment.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reminder: These people have no moral imperatives, other than the acquisition/retention of power. They start there and work backwards to present whatever belief system supports it at a given moment.
These Epstein emails are a huge vindication for those capable of understanding things that are extremely obvious.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
These Epstein emails are a huge vindication for those capable of understanding things that are extremely obvious.
My favorite Bond Girl.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My favorite Bond Girl.
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This is such a great metaphor, especially since it looks like the AI robot's name is Idol (apparently it's supposed to be AIdol but that was lost for me in the design). The AI Idol crashes & its handlers struggle to hide it behind a sheet. Babel has fallen! 😆
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is such a great metaphor, especially since it looks like the AI robot's name is Idol (apparently it's supposed to be AIdol but that was lost for me in the design). The AI Idol crashes & its handlers struggle to hide it behind a sheet. Babel has fallen! 😆
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-la-la-la Law. New Yorkers will no longer be able to hang out with Mr. Jones at the New Amsterdam.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha-la-la-la-la-la Law. New Yorkers will no longer be able to hang out with Mr. Jones at the New Amsterdam.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
Disney adult, but for the MrBeast theme park.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Disney adult, but for the MrBeast theme park.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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If you tell your constituents that there are people you are willing to throw away, on some level they are hearing that, under future circumstances, they can be thrown away too. It’s abuser manipulation and there’s already a political party for people who want to live with that way.
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you tell your constituents that there are people you are willing to throw away, on some level they are hearing that, under future circumstances, they can be thrown away too. It’s abuser manipulation and there’s already a political party for people who want to live with that way.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"
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FROM WAY DOWNTOWN
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
FROM WAY DOWNTOWN
“Mam”, like your mom
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Mam”, like your mom
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
“Dani”, like Donny Wahlburg
Mom-donny.
Mamdani.
Please send this to confused relatives/politicians/pundits/ostensible Democratic leaders
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Dude on my subway bar is blasting Sade deep cuts. It’s so rare to see rudeness paired with good taste.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dude on my subway bar is blasting Sade deep cuts. It’s so rare to see rudeness paired with good taste.
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You know. . .
I think another reason Democrats are so scared of Mamdani winning is because her confirms that we don't have to settle for the lesser of two evils.
I think another reason Democrats are so scared of Mamdani winning is because her confirms that we don't have to settle for the lesser of two evils.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You know. . .
I think another reason Democrats are so scared of Mamdani winning is because her confirms that we don't have to settle for the lesser of two evils.
I think another reason Democrats are so scared of Mamdani winning is because her confirms that we don't have to settle for the lesser of two evils.
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Has voting for Mamdani reached meme status? Does everyone just want to be in on it? We’ll know soon enough! We discuss the last days of the NYC election on this week’s #FakeTheNation w/ @christianfinnegan.bsky.social & @timmanley.com #mamdani #NYC #NYCMayoral #elections #NYCelection
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Has voting for Mamdani reached meme status? Does everyone just want to be in on it? We’ll know soon enough! We discuss the last days of the NYC election on this week’s #FakeTheNation w/ @christianfinnegan.bsky.social & @timmanley.com #mamdani #NYC #NYCMayoral #elections #NYCelection
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Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
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The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.