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@benlyaz.bsky.social
he/him, Jewish. Was @BenSanAZ on the other site
loot that drops off me:
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Half eaten bag of jelly beans
-An indie wrestling fed title belt
-A replica Ultraman transformation pendant
-50 Pokebucks
-Half eaten bag of jelly beans
-An indie wrestling fed title belt
-A replica Ultraman transformation pendant
-50 Pokebucks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 30lb Cintiq that falls on your foot
- An angry Endermen
- Crippling depression debuff
- A worn out Adidas hoodie
- A Tecsun shortwave radio
- 30lb Cintiq that falls on your foot
- An angry Endermen
- Crippling depression debuff
- A worn out Adidas hoodie
- A Tecsun shortwave radio
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
loot that drops off me:
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
I have got to be careful about setting up grocery orders when I've got the Food Anxiety from end-of-month bare pantry, this month's order came out way more than expected on first draft. Doesn't help that the driveway's been too frozen to do instacart spot orders to smooth things over, either :V
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I have got to be careful about setting up grocery orders when I've got the Food Anxiety from end-of-month bare pantry, this month's order came out way more than expected on first draft. Doesn't help that the driveway's been too frozen to do instacart spot orders to smooth things over, either :V
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I like how this makes it look like they all have Stands
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I like how this makes it look like they all have Stands
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I put on a pot of beef and sausage stew, seems like a night for it
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I put on a pot of beef and sausage stew, seems like a night for it
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I think Democrats should claim that they're going to make immigration tougher, and then simply describe a better version of system when asked about it. Polling consistently shows that the public wants to get tougher, and also that their version of tougher is *weaker than the actual system now.*
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think Democrats should claim that they're going to make immigration tougher, and then simply describe a better version of system when asked about it. Polling consistently shows that the public wants to get tougher, and also that their version of tougher is *weaker than the actual system now.*
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
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[Duke Nukem Voice] CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK...
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
[Duke Nukem Voice] CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK...
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
happy thursday
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
happy thursday
Put on a pot of New Year venison-and-sausage stew, got Hololive karaoke relay on the TV until people arrive, set out the chips and dips. Time to wait as the wheels turn.
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Put on a pot of New Year venison-and-sausage stew, got Hololive karaoke relay on the TV until people arrive, set out the chips and dips. Time to wait as the wheels turn.
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for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!
deathgenerator.com
lrp: I'm mostly over getting salty about Xmas but damn that one just goes beyond
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
lrp: I'm mostly over getting salty about Xmas but damn that one just goes beyond
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
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Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dragon Quest enemy ass pose
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amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article
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shot/chaser in just 2 sentences
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
shot/chaser in just 2 sentences
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I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.