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@benlyaz.bsky.social
he/him, Jewish. Was @BenSanAZ on the other site
I'm okay with "superb owl" stuff as long as it's accompanied by nice pictures of owls. Because I like looking at owls.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'm okay with "superb owl" stuff as long as it's accompanied by nice pictures of owls. Because I like looking at owls.
think it's the elbow joint, something funny there
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
think it's the elbow joint, something funny there
loot that drops off me:
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Half eaten bag of jelly beans
-An indie wrestling fed title belt
-A replica Ultraman transformation pendant
-50 Pokebucks
-Half eaten bag of jelly beans
-An indie wrestling fed title belt
-A replica Ultraman transformation pendant
-50 Pokebucks
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 30lb Cintiq that falls on your foot
- An angry Endermen
- Crippling depression debuff
- A worn out Adidas hoodie
- A Tecsun shortwave radio
- 30lb Cintiq that falls on your foot
- An angry Endermen
- Crippling depression debuff
- A worn out Adidas hoodie
- A Tecsun shortwave radio
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
loot that drops off me:
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
- a water bottle
- a multitool
- a flashlight
I am IRL the guy whose body is at the end of the tutorial zone in a zombie survival, I carry around the starting tools you need but I'm gonna get rekt anyway
Backpacks and their relatives are unironically a top tier human invention
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Backpacks and their relatives are unironically a top tier human invention
I have got to be careful about setting up grocery orders when I've got the Food Anxiety from end-of-month bare pantry, this month's order came out way more than expected on first draft. Doesn't help that the driveway's been too frozen to do instacart spot orders to smooth things over, either :V
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I have got to be careful about setting up grocery orders when I've got the Food Anxiety from end-of-month bare pantry, this month's order came out way more than expected on first draft. Doesn't help that the driveway's been too frozen to do instacart spot orders to smooth things over, either :V
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I like how this makes it look like they all have Stands
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I like how this makes it look like they all have Stands
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I put on a pot of beef and sausage stew, seems like a night for it
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I put on a pot of beef and sausage stew, seems like a night for it
there's one in ff5 yeah
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
there's one in ff5 yeah
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I think Democrats should claim that they're going to make immigration tougher, and then simply describe a better version of system when asked about it. Polling consistently shows that the public wants to get tougher, and also that their version of tougher is *weaker than the actual system now.*
September 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think Democrats should claim that they're going to make immigration tougher, and then simply describe a better version of system when asked about it. Polling consistently shows that the public wants to get tougher, and also that their version of tougher is *weaker than the actual system now.*
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
They're kind of hard to justify as utility items
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
They're kind of hard to justify as utility items
I think we're supposed to be excited over Jake Doyle because he's a recently-recruited indie darling but he just looks like P2 Mark Davis when you put them together.
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I think we're supposed to be excited over Jake Doyle because he's a recently-recruited indie darling but he just looks like P2 Mark Davis when you put them together.
this stuff just makes me think of how speedrunners insist on playing on Link To The Past JP first-printing roms because of the glitches that got fixed in every subsequent release, and especially the ones who then complain about how glitchy the game is
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
this stuff just makes me think of how speedrunners insist on playing on Link To The Past JP first-printing roms because of the glitches that got fixed in every subsequent release, and especially the ones who then complain about how glitchy the game is
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
Jacinthe has special ideas about tournaments
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Jacinthe has special ideas about tournaments
nope I stand corrected, the Sword World connection came later
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
nope I stand corrected, the Sword World connection came later
I think it was actually Sword World and not D&D, but yeah
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I think it was actually Sword World and not D&D, but yeah
you're going to need to kill 53,594 zombie to get a real buster
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
you're going to need to kill 53,594 zombie to get a real buster
Larry Niven's essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" pioneered the idea.
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Larry Niven's essay "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" pioneered the idea.
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[Duke Nukem Voice] CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK...
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
[Duke Nukem Voice] CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK...
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
AND I'M GONNA PUT 'EM IN MY MOUUUTH.
Yowza
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yowza