Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: gildertekindustries@gmail.com #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
· Oct 25
it's always "what does the fox say?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
Who's that guy who got all his work done (or at least enough to do a stream tonight)? IT ME.
be there for the start of EXTENDO NEW YEAR noot vs doot, the round two-ening as in two months to the day, I'll be taking a month off for moving to Straya!
It's also GILDER'S ToS HELL! fun! Seeya soon!
be there for the start of EXTENDO NEW YEAR noot vs doot, the round two-ening as in two months to the day, I'll be taking a month off for moving to Straya!
It's also GILDER'S ToS HELL! fun! Seeya soon!
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January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Who's that guy who got all his work done (or at least enough to do a stream tonight)? IT ME.
be there for the start of EXTENDO NEW YEAR noot vs doot, the round two-ening as in two months to the day, I'll be taking a month off for moving to Straya!
It's also GILDER'S ToS HELL! fun! Seeya soon!
be there for the start of EXTENDO NEW YEAR noot vs doot, the round two-ening as in two months to the day, I'll be taking a month off for moving to Straya!
It's also GILDER'S ToS HELL! fun! Seeya soon!
Streamers stop acting like tutorials were put in video games specifically to annoy them challenge
Level: impossible
Level: impossible
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Streamers stop acting like tutorials were put in video games specifically to annoy them challenge
Level: impossible
Level: impossible
Nah insomnia got me real good. Streams are back tomorrow. Just pretend I took a post holiday vacation only it's just my dumb ass trying to do too much.
still streaming tomorrow but executive dysfunction kept me from finishing what i needed to finish.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
finishing up stuff for the stream today, plus i didn't want to try to compete with the start of GDQ; we resume streams tomorrow!
see you then!
see you then!
January 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Nah insomnia got me real good. Streams are back tomorrow. Just pretend I took a post holiday vacation only it's just my dumb ass trying to do too much.
still streaming tomorrow but executive dysfunction kept me from finishing what i needed to finish.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
finishing up stuff for the stream today, plus i didn't want to try to compete with the start of GDQ; we resume streams tomorrow!
see you then!
see you then!
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 AM
still streaming tomorrow but executive dysfunction kept me from finishing what i needed to finish.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
we're going with happy noot year backgrounds, but the christmas noots and doots until i can sort my dumbass brain out.
man, i gotta believe that unfollows when i haven't been live on twitch are just bot/dead account purges, because like, there's almost no time where twitch shows you offline streamers, even if you're following them.
if i'm actually doing shit to run off 20 people in a week when i'm offline, *wow.*
if i'm actually doing shit to run off 20 people in a week when i'm offline, *wow.*
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
man, i gotta believe that unfollows when i haven't been live on twitch are just bot/dead account purges, because like, there's almost no time where twitch shows you offline streamers, even if you're following them.
if i'm actually doing shit to run off 20 people in a week when i'm offline, *wow.*
if i'm actually doing shit to run off 20 people in a week when i'm offline, *wow.*
finishing up stuff for the stream today, plus i didn't want to try to compete with the start of GDQ; we resume streams tomorrow!
see you then!
see you then!
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
finishing up stuff for the stream today, plus i didn't want to try to compete with the start of GDQ; we resume streams tomorrow!
see you then!
see you then!
holy SHIT this rules
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
holy SHIT this rules
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The mystery Christmas pot plant saga continues. I went out to give it a bit of coffee water and I noticed something fluffy behind it.
A little fledgling noisy miner bird having a snooze behind it 🥹
A little fledgling noisy miner bird having a snooze behind it 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 AM
The mystery Christmas pot plant saga continues. I went out to give it a bit of coffee water and I noticed something fluffy behind it.
A little fledgling noisy miner bird having a snooze behind it 🥹
A little fledgling noisy miner bird having a snooze behind it 🥹
trying to get the rest of January's prep work handled today. there's a lot to do and not exactly the largest amount of time in which to do it all. We'll fire up a stream tomorrow even if i have to temporarily use older backgrounds for it!
sorry for the delay; sometimes my brain takes a minute
sorry for the delay; sometimes my brain takes a minute
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
trying to get the rest of January's prep work handled today. there's a lot to do and not exactly the largest amount of time in which to do it all. We'll fire up a stream tomorrow even if i have to temporarily use older backgrounds for it!
sorry for the delay; sometimes my brain takes a minute
sorry for the delay; sometimes my brain takes a minute
if i had a time machine i wouldn't go back to make major world changes.
i'd go back in time and throttle my past self for his garbage file structure organization and also his constant saying things like "why would i save this as a layered .psd? i'll never need to make edits to it in the future"
i'd go back in time and throttle my past self for his garbage file structure organization and also his constant saying things like "why would i save this as a layered .psd? i'll never need to make edits to it in the future"
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
if i had a time machine i wouldn't go back to make major world changes.
i'd go back in time and throttle my past self for his garbage file structure organization and also his constant saying things like "why would i save this as a layered .psd? i'll never need to make edits to it in the future"
i'd go back in time and throttle my past self for his garbage file structure organization and also his constant saying things like "why would i save this as a layered .psd? i'll never need to make edits to it in the future"
my inability to maintain new followers on twitch has to be some kind of record
my growth last year was literally a flat line.
gain ten followers, lose ten, gain five, lose five.
about to have to take a month off to move country and i'm probably gonna die inside watching that fall off a cliff.
my growth last year was literally a flat line.
gain ten followers, lose ten, gain five, lose five.
about to have to take a month off to move country and i'm probably gonna die inside watching that fall off a cliff.
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
my inability to maintain new followers on twitch has to be some kind of record
my growth last year was literally a flat line.
gain ten followers, lose ten, gain five, lose five.
about to have to take a month off to move country and i'm probably gonna die inside watching that fall off a cliff.
my growth last year was literally a flat line.
gain ten followers, lose ten, gain five, lose five.
about to have to take a month off to move country and i'm probably gonna die inside watching that fall off a cliff.
sorry again to anyone disappointed in last night's stream being cancelled.
The game i was going to play added a Gen AI disclosure to their steam page (apparently at 1.0) and the backup game I had i must have missed the disclaimer when i bought it. at that point i was out of backups and too pissed.
The game i was going to play added a Gen AI disclosure to their steam page (apparently at 1.0) and the backup game I had i must have missed the disclaimer when i bought it. at that point i was out of backups and too pissed.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
sorry again to anyone disappointed in last night's stream being cancelled.
The game i was going to play added a Gen AI disclosure to their steam page (apparently at 1.0) and the backup game I had i must have missed the disclaimer when i bought it. at that point i was out of backups and too pissed.
The game i was going to play added a Gen AI disclosure to their steam page (apparently at 1.0) and the backup game I had i must have missed the disclaimer when i bought it. at that point i was out of backups and too pissed.
i still want to do a series of youtube videos on snowball style roguelites with clickbait titles like
"This MAGIC WAND build is FUNCTIONING AS THE DEVELOPER INTENDED"
"This PERK COMBINATION is FUNCTIONALLY SIMILAR to OTHER POWERFUL BUILDS"
"if you PLAN AROUND this relic, you can WIN A NORMAL RUN"
"This MAGIC WAND build is FUNCTIONING AS THE DEVELOPER INTENDED"
"This PERK COMBINATION is FUNCTIONALLY SIMILAR to OTHER POWERFUL BUILDS"
"if you PLAN AROUND this relic, you can WIN A NORMAL RUN"
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
i still want to do a series of youtube videos on snowball style roguelites with clickbait titles like
"This MAGIC WAND build is FUNCTIONING AS THE DEVELOPER INTENDED"
"This PERK COMBINATION is FUNCTIONALLY SIMILAR to OTHER POWERFUL BUILDS"
"if you PLAN AROUND this relic, you can WIN A NORMAL RUN"
"This MAGIC WAND build is FUNCTIONING AS THE DEVELOPER INTENDED"
"This PERK COMBINATION is FUNCTIONALLY SIMILAR to OTHER POWERFUL BUILDS"
"if you PLAN AROUND this relic, you can WIN A NORMAL RUN"
today was a real motherfucker of a shit mental health day. i'm glad i have @gamer.baby to help me out when i'm feeling gross
she's really sweet and kind-hearted
she's really sweet and kind-hearted
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
today was a real motherfucker of a shit mental health day. i'm glad i have @gamer.baby to help me out when i'm feeling gross
she's really sweet and kind-hearted
she's really sweet and kind-hearted
i was really counting on a NYE stream to keep stream momentum up and have a lot of fun with folks.
so much for that shit i guess
so much for that shit i guess
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i was really counting on a NYE stream to keep stream momentum up and have a lot of fun with folks.
so much for that shit i guess
so much for that shit i guess
apparently this game has AI too
fuck everything
NYE stream cancelled. see y'all when i find some shit that you'll watch that isn't using generative ai
fuck everything
NYE stream cancelled. see y'all when i find some shit that you'll watch that isn't using generative ai
Tradition cancelled, thanks AI. now playing the reward stream of fever meme. Come watch if you want to see me be smarter than 3D IWBTG type stuff
well fuck, an AI disclaimer has been added since we last played. Trying to decide whether to just say fuck it and play or cut stream
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
apparently this game has AI too
fuck everything
NYE stream cancelled. see y'all when i find some shit that you'll watch that isn't using generative ai
fuck everything
NYE stream cancelled. see y'all when i find some shit that you'll watch that isn't using generative ai
Tradition cancelled, thanks AI. now playing the reward stream of fever meme. Come watch if you want to see me be smarter than 3D IWBTG type stuff
well fuck, an AI disclaimer has been added since we last played. Trying to decide whether to just say fuck it and play or cut stream
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tradition cancelled, thanks AI. now playing the reward stream of fever meme. Come watch if you want to see me be smarter than 3D IWBTG type stuff
Now live! ringing in the new year via our new tradition of playing Storage Hunter Simulator all night! Let's break physics and stack cheese!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Now live! ringing in the new year via our new tradition of playing Storage Hunter Simulator all night! Let's break physics and stack cheese!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
Our new tradition of playing storage hunter sim all NYE will start in just under an hour! Sorry for the delays, stuff is things and things are stuff.
See you at 4:30!
See you at 4:30!
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December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Our new tradition of playing storage hunter sim all NYE will start in just under an hour! Sorry for the delays, stuff is things and things are stuff.
See you at 4:30!
See you at 4:30!
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"Hey Gildersneeze, what are your games of 2025?"
Uhhh, they go to a different Steam, you've probably never heard of them!
Uhhh, they go to a different Steam, you've probably never heard of them!
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Hey Gildersneeze, what are your games of 2025?"
Uhhh, they go to a different Steam, you've probably never heard of them!
Uhhh, they go to a different Steam, you've probably never heard of them!
HOGGERS! come on in for a leftover christmas HOG and we'll have a good ol time with it
Big NYE stream tomorrow!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
Big NYE stream tomorrow!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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December 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
HOGGERS! come on in for a leftover christmas HOG and we'll have a good ol time with it
Big NYE stream tomorrow!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
Big NYE stream tomorrow!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
leftover christmas HOG at 5:30 Eastern, hell yeah
also our new tradition of storage hunter simulator all new year's eve and most of the day tomorrow after i get home from a doctor's appt i have at 1PM
good streams incoming in the new year, too! Lots of silly reward games from previous months, etc!
also our new tradition of storage hunter simulator all new year's eve and most of the day tomorrow after i get home from a doctor's appt i have at 1PM
good streams incoming in the new year, too! Lots of silly reward games from previous months, etc!
December 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
leftover christmas HOG at 5:30 Eastern, hell yeah
also our new tradition of storage hunter simulator all new year's eve and most of the day tomorrow after i get home from a doctor's appt i have at 1PM
good streams incoming in the new year, too! Lots of silly reward games from previous months, etc!
also our new tradition of storage hunter simulator all new year's eve and most of the day tomorrow after i get home from a doctor's appt i have at 1PM
good streams incoming in the new year, too! Lots of silly reward games from previous months, etc!
okay i know i'm trying to save money but like, the hangover fries are back at bul box after a several month hiatus from the menu and if you thought for one second i wasn't gonna get an order of them, welllllllp
good luck with that
good luck with that
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
okay i know i'm trying to save money but like, the hangover fries are back at bul box after a several month hiatus from the menu and if you thought for one second i wasn't gonna get an order of them, welllllllp
good luck with that
good luck with that
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just a reminder that no matter how bad you are at any kind of art, people who use AI are your lessers *cute pose* and you are worth more intrinsically than they will ever be *swings arm over head and points microphone at the crowd* and those who lack empathy don't deserve it in return. *cute pose*
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
just a reminder that no matter how bad you are at any kind of art, people who use AI are your lessers *cute pose* and you are worth more intrinsically than they will ever be *swings arm over head and points microphone at the crowd* and those who lack empathy don't deserve it in return. *cute pose*