Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: gildertekindustries@gmail.com #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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it's always "what does the fox say?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
devs who aren't afraid to tell gamers "You don't get to be a member of the dev team nor the board of directors simply because you bought one $60 title. SYBAU."
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
devs who aren't afraid to tell gamers "You don't get to be a member of the dev team nor the board of directors simply because you bought one $60 title. SYBAU."
dear american sandwich restaurants: you can put less than one entire bucket of mayo on a sandwich. just like, a little spread for flavor and lubrication is fine. i'd like to taste the rest of the ingredients, please
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
dear american sandwich restaurants: you can put less than one entire bucket of mayo on a sandwich. just like, a little spread for flavor and lubrication is fine. i'd like to taste the rest of the ingredients, please
lmao just had some dumb fucking scammer send me a bluesky chat to tell me my bluesky account had been suspended and that i had to click a link to respond or some shit
dumb fuck, how the fuck would i even get your message if i'd been suspended from using the service?
scammers are so fuckin stupid.
dumb fuck, how the fuck would i even get your message if i'd been suspended from using the service?
scammers are so fuckin stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lmao just had some dumb fucking scammer send me a bluesky chat to tell me my bluesky account had been suspended and that i had to click a link to respond or some shit
dumb fuck, how the fuck would i even get your message if i'd been suspended from using the service?
scammers are so fuckin stupid.
dumb fuck, how the fuck would i even get your message if i'd been suspended from using the service?
scammers are so fuckin stupid.
it's giving "oh, you have ADHD? well have you tried just making a list?"
note that when someone talks about food aversion, or a caregiver of someone with food aversion talks about it, your common sense advice (make your own! Fake it with packaging! Buy this other brand!) isn't going to be helpful. It's not our first day. We've thought of it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
it's giving "oh, you have ADHD? well have you tried just making a list?"
apparently this is an issue now; check your recurring subs if you intend to keep them recurring.
My sub count has been steady for 6 years or so, and I've magically lost 100 in the past 3-4 days. Several more are reporting issues with payment processors not taking their cards now. Again, please recheck your subs to see if they're still active and not automatically cancelling.
My sub count suddenly dropped by ~20% overnight, and some of my subscribers were saying they had some billing issues with Twitch within the past week that required them to re-enter payment/card info. Might be a good idea to double-check the subs you intended to keep to see if they're active still.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
apparently this is an issue now; check your recurring subs if you intend to keep them recurring.
lmao now all games that use UE5 are "UE5 slop"
the only slop around here is GenAI and the opinion of people desperate to find a way to call every video game slop. i hold both in the exact same esteem.
Both belong in the trash.
the only slop around here is GenAI and the opinion of people desperate to find a way to call every video game slop. i hold both in the exact same esteem.
Both belong in the trash.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
lmao now all games that use UE5 are "UE5 slop"
the only slop around here is GenAI and the opinion of people desperate to find a way to call every video game slop. i hold both in the exact same esteem.
Both belong in the trash.
the only slop around here is GenAI and the opinion of people desperate to find a way to call every video game slop. i hold both in the exact same esteem.
Both belong in the trash.
new favorite clown unlocked:
streamer who calls "easy difficulty" "journalist mode" then can't read gigantic on screen instructional prompts and has to ask chat how to get through the tutorial.
congratulations on your new job! it's you, bro! you're the games journalist!
streamer who calls "easy difficulty" "journalist mode" then can't read gigantic on screen instructional prompts and has to ask chat how to get through the tutorial.
congratulations on your new job! it's you, bro! you're the games journalist!
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
new favorite clown unlocked:
streamer who calls "easy difficulty" "journalist mode" then can't read gigantic on screen instructional prompts and has to ask chat how to get through the tutorial.
congratulations on your new job! it's you, bro! you're the games journalist!
streamer who calls "easy difficulty" "journalist mode" then can't read gigantic on screen instructional prompts and has to ask chat how to get through the tutorial.
congratulations on your new job! it's you, bro! you're the games journalist!
i have not had ADHD brain this bad in like, several years. idk what the fuck is going on in my brain but i can't stay focused to save my fuckin' life.
i've been working DAYS on this stream design for this month. i've started 10 things and finished zero
real sorry, everyone. i think i'm overwhelmed
i've been working DAYS on this stream design for this month. i've started 10 things and finished zero
real sorry, everyone. i think i'm overwhelmed
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i have not had ADHD brain this bad in like, several years. idk what the fuck is going on in my brain but i can't stay focused to save my fuckin' life.
i've been working DAYS on this stream design for this month. i've started 10 things and finished zero
real sorry, everyone. i think i'm overwhelmed
i've been working DAYS on this stream design for this month. i've started 10 things and finished zero
real sorry, everyone. i think i'm overwhelmed
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God forbid kids in the city/burbs have a little innocent pop-up to entertain them.
Grown ass people trying to dunk on this is maybe peak bluesky.
Grown ass people trying to dunk on this is maybe peak bluesky.
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
God forbid kids in the city/burbs have a little innocent pop-up to entertain them.
Grown ass people trying to dunk on this is maybe peak bluesky.
Grown ass people trying to dunk on this is maybe peak bluesky.
this is just the IRL version of how half the shitty horror games i play around halloween get made from asset packs
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
this is just the IRL version of how half the shitty horror games i play around halloween get made from asset packs
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Ugh this conference has barely started and the entomologists are already trashing the place
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ugh this conference has barely started and the entomologists are already trashing the place
"Yes, Captain. I then told her I was programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Yes, Captain. I then told her I was programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
This guy's live and playing VIDEO GAMES? hooooly it's Dog Witch until PEAK with @teddyras.bsky.social
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This guy's live and playing VIDEO GAMES? hooooly it's Dog Witch until PEAK with @teddyras.bsky.social
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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got a gemini capsule version of my website up and running today, complete with my recipes!
gemini://nop.codes
gemini://nop.codes
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
got a gemini capsule version of my website up and running today, complete with my recipes!
gemini://nop.codes
gemini://nop.codes
live soon. chill vid games until @teddyras.bsky.social is ready to try the new Peak update around 8 eastern!
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
live soon. chill vid games until @teddyras.bsky.social is ready to try the new Peak update around 8 eastern!
"you need to touch grass" while falling for junk science about aspartame or whatever
pot. kettle.
pot. kettle.
every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"you need to touch grass" while falling for junk science about aspartame or whatever
pot. kettle.
pot. kettle.
lmao apparently you can't set up autopay for bcbsnc with a debit card any more. what a pain in the fucking ass. Now i have to keep extra money in the bank.
guess those payment processor fees were too high for the biggest scam artists in the country
can't wait to live in australia.
guess those payment processor fees were too high for the biggest scam artists in the country
can't wait to live in australia.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
lmao apparently you can't set up autopay for bcbsnc with a debit card any more. what a pain in the fucking ass. Now i have to keep extra money in the bank.
guess those payment processor fees were too high for the biggest scam artists in the country
can't wait to live in australia.
guess those payment processor fees were too high for the biggest scam artists in the country
can't wait to live in australia.
Why the fuck can I not find a simple god damn tutorial for creating a simple spinning alarm light in after effects. That or a green screened pre-made I could purchase or some shit would be bitchin.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why the fuck can I not find a simple god damn tutorial for creating a simple spinning alarm light in after effects. That or a green screened pre-made I could purchase or some shit would be bitchin.
"But you wouldn't be you without your current brain!"
Yeah. I *know.*
Yeah. I *know.*
i'm so fucking sick of adhd
i want a normal brain
i want a normal brain
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"But you wouldn't be you without your current brain!"
Yeah. I *know.*
Yeah. I *know.*
i'm so fucking sick of adhd
i want a normal brain
i want a normal brain
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i'm so fucking sick of adhd
i want a normal brain
i want a normal brain
sorry for the delays with streams. if you could stop unfollowing the channel over it that'd be really cool.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
sorry for the delays with streams. if you could stop unfollowing the channel over it that'd be really cool.
been working at least 14 hours on all the stuff for neighvember and i'm still going to need more time. there might be a stream tomorrow, or i might just join @teddyras.bsky.social for peak and let him handle the streaming
i'll keep you posted.
i'll keep you posted.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
been working at least 14 hours on all the stuff for neighvember and i'm still going to need more time. there might be a stream tomorrow, or i might just join @teddyras.bsky.social for peak and let him handle the streaming
i'll keep you posted.
i'll keep you posted.
man i'm like halfway through this major stream project for the month and my executive function just dried the fuck up. Not really a good time.
brain, could you not be a prick for once in your almost entirely useless existence?
brain, could you not be a prick for once in your almost entirely useless existence?
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
man i'm like halfway through this major stream project for the month and my executive function just dried the fuck up. Not really a good time.
brain, could you not be a prick for once in your almost entirely useless existence?
brain, could you not be a prick for once in your almost entirely useless existence?