Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
Average-est #Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: gildertekindustries@gmail.com #stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
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Gildersneeze
@gildersneeze.bsky.social
· Oct 25
it's always "what does the fox say?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
but never "what does the goat see?"
was watching a wall world 2 stream and uhh, yeah idiot, that's how sequels usually work. fuck did you expect the devs were going to do?
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
was watching a wall world 2 stream and uhh, yeah idiot, that's how sequels usually work. fuck did you expect the devs were going to do?
vaccines got hands
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
vaccines got hands
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
gonna skip it. see you tomorrow
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Getting flu/COVID shots today, will probably try to tough it through a stream tonight since I'll be missing either tomorrow or Wednesday to have thanksgiving dinner with my folks.
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
See y'all when I get home!
Oh also, ~24 ish hours of big fun jank starts on Thanksgiving afternoon!
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
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as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
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"measuring the PSI of a child's hug" has rewired my brain of my perception of every theme park ever.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"measuring the PSI of a child's hug" has rewired my brain of my perception of every theme park ever.
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
as you realize, Charlie Brown, that ALL THAT IS LEFT is TOTAL SELF DESTRUCTION. Do you, Charlie Brown, show self pity? DO YOU, CHARLIE BROWN, try to reason why? Do you, Charlie Brown, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear... than you? Or do you, Charlie Brown, kick the doors out?
The legend of Snorse continues! We're in Year 4 for our mighty steed in my first ever run of Pocket Card Jockey Ride On! and I've been KILLING it in the G1 races, let's get it!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a jockey rides a horse on a race track
ALT: a jockey rides a horse on a race track
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The legend of Snorse continues! We're in Year 4 for our mighty steed in my first ever run of Pocket Card Jockey Ride On! and I've been KILLING it in the G1 races, let's get it!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
continuing that crazy pocket card jockey first ever run in about 45 minutes-ish. Short stream tonight because i got covid/flu shot AND my parents coming into town tomorrow, so i need to do all the cleaning i can tonight but i still gotta work for a living too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
continuing that crazy pocket card jockey first ever run in about 45 minutes-ish. Short stream tonight because i got covid/flu shot AND my parents coming into town tomorrow, so i need to do all the cleaning i can tonight but i still gotta work for a living too.
Damn, Zaxby's, I just didn't think hot sauce in my coke zero sounded that good. You ain't gotta get personal
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Damn, Zaxby's, I just didn't think hot sauce in my coke zero sounded that good. You ain't gotta get personal
man, apparently i'm a fukken natural at pocket card jockey
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
man, apparently i'm a fukken natural at pocket card jockey
Now live! Wrappin' up a HOG, then checking out Pocket Card Jockey because chat seems to REALLY wanna see me horse around in that! Come on in, let's do stuff!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
a drawing of a horse with the words quit horsing around
ALT: a drawing of a horse with the words quit horsing around
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Now live! Wrappin' up a HOG, then checking out Pocket Card Jockey because chat seems to REALLY wanna see me horse around in that! Come on in, let's do stuff!
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze
got a hog to finish today, and then horse month rolls on with apparently chat's favorite horse game of all time, Pocket Card Jockey! A whole buncha you were clamoring for me to play it, so be sure to come get what y'all asked for right after the bonus chapter of the HOG
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
got a hog to finish today, and then horse month rolls on with apparently chat's favorite horse game of all time, Pocket Card Jockey! A whole buncha you were clamoring for me to play it, so be sure to come get what y'all asked for right after the bonus chapter of the HOG
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
see you at 3:30 Eastern!
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
Hey, sorry for no stream tonight. a couple hours before stream time i opened my fridge to make lunch and the bottom shelf on the door broke one of its clasps, sending several heavy items crashing to the floor. A full 1/2 gal. of OJ popped its top and it took a long-ass time to clean
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey, sorry for no stream tonight. a couple hours before stream time i opened my fridge to make lunch and the bottom shelf on the door broke one of its clasps, sending several heavy items crashing to the floor. A full 1/2 gal. of OJ popped its top and it took a long-ass time to clean
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you're offered $30 million dollars but you have to come up with a "but you have to" condition that would actually make anyone pause to think for longer than a split second.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you're offered $30 million dollars but you have to come up with a "but you have to" condition that would actually make anyone pause to think for longer than a split second.
do what i consider throwaway content: gain followers
do what gets triple digit concurrents and drop some of the best jokes/bits of my streaming career: lose more than i gained
everyone around me: stream whatever, grow regardless.
i will never fuckin' understand streaming as long as i live.
do what gets triple digit concurrents and drop some of the best jokes/bits of my streaming career: lose more than i gained
everyone around me: stream whatever, grow regardless.
i will never fuckin' understand streaming as long as i live.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
do what i consider throwaway content: gain followers
do what gets triple digit concurrents and drop some of the best jokes/bits of my streaming career: lose more than i gained
everyone around me: stream whatever, grow regardless.
i will never fuckin' understand streaming as long as i live.
do what gets triple digit concurrents and drop some of the best jokes/bits of my streaming career: lose more than i gained
everyone around me: stream whatever, grow regardless.
i will never fuckin' understand streaming as long as i live.
welp twitch just changed the entire way combos work overnight to some COMPLETELY different and incredibly stupid system.
what the hell was wrong with how they worked before?
what the hell was wrong with how they worked before?
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
welp twitch just changed the entire way combos work overnight to some COMPLETELY different and incredibly stupid system.
what the hell was wrong with how they worked before?
what the hell was wrong with how they worked before?
this has been me all month for some reason. like my brain has been EXTRA hostile and i don't know why.
probably because these next few months i need it to work more than i ever have before?
probably because these next few months i need it to work more than i ever have before?
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
this has been me all month for some reason. like my brain has been EXTRA hostile and i don't know why.
probably because these next few months i need it to work more than i ever have before?
probably because these next few months i need it to work more than i ever have before?
Horsin' at 4 PM eastern? hell yeah
i got some janky horse race shit goin' on to start the stream. if that fails, some kind of horse card game. If that fails we'll just have to play normal ass games.
see you in 45!
i got some janky horse race shit goin' on to start the stream. if that fails, some kind of horse card game. If that fails we'll just have to play normal ass games.
see you in 45!
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Horsin' at 4 PM eastern? hell yeah
i got some janky horse race shit goin' on to start the stream. if that fails, some kind of horse card game. If that fails we'll just have to play normal ass games.
see you in 45!
i got some janky horse race shit goin' on to start the stream. if that fails, some kind of horse card game. If that fails we'll just have to play normal ass games.
see you in 45!
i'm so glad Jesus loves The Bad Guys Joker
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i'm so glad Jesus loves The Bad Guys Joker
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The reaction to people saying " I'm disabled and I need x" shouldn't be laughing at needing x. It should be to bolster the position of the workers providing x!
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The reaction to people saying " I'm disabled and I need x" shouldn't be laughing at needing x. It should be to bolster the position of the workers providing x!
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Here's the thing about the intersection between disability and labor.
Those services ARE needed. Yes, those ones that you think are extraneous.
The workers who provide them deserve good working conditions, safety measures, and pay enough to live comfortably on.
Those services ARE needed. Yes, those ones that you think are extraneous.
The workers who provide them deserve good working conditions, safety measures, and pay enough to live comfortably on.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here's the thing about the intersection between disability and labor.
Those services ARE needed. Yes, those ones that you think are extraneous.
The workers who provide them deserve good working conditions, safety measures, and pay enough to live comfortably on.
Those services ARE needed. Yes, those ones that you think are extraneous.
The workers who provide them deserve good working conditions, safety measures, and pay enough to live comfortably on.