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Ben Gaskins
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Political Scientist at Lewis and Clark College. Soccer, public opinion, religion and politics, and bad puns.
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see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
*Rant incoming*

In today's political environment, higher education is facing huge headwinds. Policy makers are antagonistic, funding is drying up, and there are fewer students than in the past.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm finally able to turn on the Thorns game in overtime and they immediately score. Coincidence? Yeah probably.
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The Year of Discourse starts tonight. Remember to pace yourselves; it's a marathon, not a sprint.
election night is going to be about Spanberger and Mamdani, with both factions claiming proof of concept, and the discourse will be a nightmare
VA and NJ both being decisive, like a landslide in VA and a decisive win in NJ (ie a bit of an upset from the current vibes of maybe it'll be close) might be enough in and of themselves, but i think a lot of democrats are holding their breath and waiting to see where things fall
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My kid gets back from trick or treating and immediately has to put all her candy into a spreadsheet to track what she got. Because data is power.
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Honestly, I'm okay with this
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Fellow Short Kings, we good with AOC again
October 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oof, yes
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Had a fun time in Vancouver for APSA. My favorite interaction was with an older guy who asked me what I was in town for. I told him a political science conference. He paused for a second, then said "Well, there sure are lots of views in the world." I said there sure are, and he got off the elevator.
September 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Huh, interesting to see this and his rationale. I usually see this happening the other way, esp. in Republican states.
An Oregon state lawmaker switches party, from R to D: www.opb.org/article/2025...

That extends Democrats' majority to 37/23 in this chamber.
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Was at a restaurant that had Fox News on, with the chryon "Vice President JD Vance talks about President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill." Sometimes I still can't believe this is real life. Would have boggled my mind a decade ago if you told me this was real.
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We found an old Troll doll and now our kid calls it an 80s Labubu.
August 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ah, Tottenham being Tottenham. Glad to have some sureties in life!
August 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hahaha, oh Tallahassee.
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just got offered a watermelon jello shot by an older neighbor who was getting into his car, so I guess the party is about to pop off somewhere.
July 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Indiana Jones will be played by a rotating cast of three adjuncts who answer to two different associate deans
July 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why am I just now learning about Paperboy Love Prince? Best candidate name in a while.
Ranked choice voting results are in for the NYC mayor primary.

Zohran Mamdani gets past the 50% threshold after just the 3rd round and gets to 56% over Cuomo's 44%.
enr.boenyc.gov/rcv/026916_1...
July 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One of the privileges of tenure is being able to send a somewhat prickly message in response to a journal that was mildly condescending in their email desk-rejecting my submission. It won't change the outcome, but at least I feel a little better!
June 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is gonna go in my lecture slides just to make exactly 2 people laugh, baffling everybody else.
June 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men

“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
June 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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NAMES OF THE 2025 MEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Brayden
Blagen
Brevin
Brennyn
Brayden
Bryk
Cade
Caden
Casan
Casen
Canon
Cashel
Dax
Garen
Gage
Gunner
Gunnar
Hayden
Jaden
Jaxon
Kade
Kadan
Kasen
Karter
Kian
Kylen
Laif
Mavrick
Mathis
Mic
Ryder
Steele
Tadan
Tag
Tagger
Tague
Tyce
Wylan
Zane
NAMES OF THE 2025 WOMEN’S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES

Addisen
Brenlee
Braiesey
Camryn
Chaney
Cydney
Graycen
Jaden
Kayden
Kadey
Kasidi
Karlyn
Kaylynn
Keagan
Kedre
Kenleigh
Kinsey
Korbe
Kierston
Lair
Paytn
Persy
Ramsey
Remmington
Regan
Raegan
Reagan
Shylien
Stefini
Teagan

and…

FOUR (!) players named Rylee
Names of players in this SEC softball semifinal (Arkansas-Oklahoma)

Corri
Carlee
Karlie
Kailey
Kadey
Kasey
Kasidi
Kierston
Jayden (x2)
Paytn
Payton
Raigan
Reagan
June 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
June 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well I've made it to that level of parenting where I critique the directions and definitions of my kid's homework assignments. I didn't read Popper to not get annoyed by this.
May 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM