Well I've made it to that level of parenting where I critique the directions and definitions of my kid's homework assignments. I didn't read Popper to not get annoyed by this.

7: Prior government experience: soon. Run for everything, working class dude who wants us to know that he's directly related to Eisenhower's speech writer?

6: Everything about this guy is amazing.

5: A lefty dump truck magnate named TOY.

4: Sending Israel aid violates the 1st Amendment.

3: Election reform candidate who is a Democrat but won't vote for Democrats.

2: Christian Illinois farm boy in Portland

It's my favorite part of election season! The Oregon Voters' Pamphlet has dropped. Here are some of my favorites.

1. Anger from two sides about funding the zoo.

The ads I get on X are beyond parody at this point.