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Seeing a lot of people hating from outside the club right now. As if you'd be able to do a better job building the national ballroom/event space that we've needed for hundreds if not in fact thousands of years.
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Seeing a lot of people hating from outside the club right now. As if you'd be able to do a better job building the national ballroom/event space that we've needed for hundreds if not in fact thousands of years.
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James Bond ordering a martini: I don't WANT mine stirred!!! I don't LIKE it that way. I want MINE shaken 😖
July 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
James Bond ordering a martini: I don't WANT mine stirred!!! I don't LIKE it that way. I want MINE shaken 😖
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
May 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Every comic creator's obituary is like, he created this iconic character who was in a movie that made $700 million last year. He died with a net worth of $12 after the publisher countersued him.
May 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every comic creator's obituary is like, he created this iconic character who was in a movie that made $700 million last year. He died with a net worth of $12 after the publisher countersued him.
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Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig
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I think Roko's Basilisk would understand that I don't know enough about technology stuff to do much one way or another so I'm off the hook
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think Roko's Basilisk would understand that I don't know enough about technology stuff to do much one way or another so I'm off the hook
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
April 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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oh i think this is exactly right. people care about your views but they ALSO care about whether you seem real and authentic
"I'm not embarrassed of my own beliefs" is exactly why AOC has crossover appeal to lots of moderate Dems who don't share her ideology
March 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
oh i think this is exactly right. people care about your views but they ALSO care about whether you seem real and authentic
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watched one of those obama-narrated nature documentaries, lots of dire warnings about climate change. i guess he changed his mind from when he was bragging about increasing US oil production. must be kicking himself now
March 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
watched one of those obama-narrated nature documentaries, lots of dire warnings about climate change. i guess he changed his mind from when he was bragging about increasing US oil production. must be kicking himself now
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can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it
February 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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At Great Clips. Grinch song plays on speakers. Henry begins a dance to it, Bobby sings some of the lyrics. Cultists for life.
November 25, 2024 at 9:22 PM
At Great Clips. Grinch song plays on speakers. Henry begins a dance to it, Bobby sings some of the lyrics. Cultists for life.
Lucy I think I’m done trying to kick the football for you
November 6, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Lucy I think I’m done trying to kick the football for you
Me sowing on the train ride to Boston: Light rail is the best transport ever invented, flawless way to travel
Me reaping after 1 hour delay going home due to removing “trespasser debris”: This sucks what the fuck
Me reaping after 1 hour delay going home due to removing “trespasser debris”: This sucks what the fuck
October 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Me sowing on the train ride to Boston: Light rail is the best transport ever invented, flawless way to travel
Me reaping after 1 hour delay going home due to removing “trespasser debris”: This sucks what the fuck
Me reaping after 1 hour delay going home due to removing “trespasser debris”: This sucks what the fuck
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Koyaanisqatsi isn't quite as haunting if you replace Philip Glass with the music from the Wii Shop Channel.
September 13, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Koyaanisqatsi isn't quite as haunting if you replace Philip Glass with the music from the Wii Shop Channel.
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What a difference 25 years makes: fear-mongering in 1999, fetishizing in 2024.
August 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
What a difference 25 years makes: fear-mongering in 1999, fetishizing in 2024.
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i think Marco Rubio also fucked a couch
July 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
i think Marco Rubio also fucked a couch