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beltonius.bsky.social
@beltonius.bsky.social
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Ingrassia was never the Tate brothers lawyer. He had not yet passed the bar, as I wrote in March.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Yeah. What Emma Thompson said.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene freaking out because the leopard she helped create is eating her face deserves absolutely zero sympathy or assistance.
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to MTG
Marjorie Taylor Greene freaking out because the leopard she helped create is eating her face deserves absolutely zero sympathy or assistance.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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MTG is a vile racist Nazi POS bigot and *also* she hates pedophiles and is slowly feeling the leopard eating her face, while ALSO being Internet Suspect #1 for the person who left the DC bomb, multiple things can be true at once, please be a grownup and sit with complexity.
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I did not expect Jeffery Epstein did Russiagate but I should have. That's on me.
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Whatever you do, don’t show him this text from Assange to Don Jr in 2016.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Trump raped countless children and the NYT had all the receipts and photographs but the REAL problem for our country according the Times was the trans 7th grade girl on the volleyball team in Wisconsin.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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say it ain't so.....
can it be......
no.....
could president trump be......some kind of sex pervert?????
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I have thrown
the sandwich
that was from
a Subway

for which
you were probably
feeling
a lawsuit

Forgive me
it was delicious
so mustardy
and so easy
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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DC Sandwich guy Sean Dunn has been found not guilty in the felony footlong exploding onion and mustard case!
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Voter 25
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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That app that Mike Johnson has that alerts him if his kid goes on a porn site - can we get one that lets him know when Trump rolls out a new policy or edict?
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress at a party .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress at a party .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Why isn’t Trump out campaigning if people, big burly men, are saying with tears in their eyes that he has the highest greatest poll numbers in history for a U.S. president?
As @BarackObama comes to campaign for @SpanbergerForVA this afternoon in Norfolk, note that he has the highest net approval rating (+8) among major political figures in Virginia bluevirginia.us/2025/11/new-...
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM