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BeelzeBryce 🏳️‍⚧️
@beelzebryce.bsky.social
40, Trans (they/she)

Writer
Artist
Musician (kind of)
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I'd like to announce I am no longer competing with Steam.
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so @katiedoesthings.bsky.social says one of my chores for tonight is to demonstrate this doorstop butt plug she made… but i get to pick n choose when to post it.

been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.

$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Seriously, subscribe to Law Dork. I can't do everything the big publications can do, but at least I'll never do this.

(And, this weekend, you can get a paid subscription for 15% off for a year: $51 for the year or $5.10 a month!) www.lawdork.com/blackfriday
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I know that every day you're confronted by human beings begging for their lives. I can say only that Sama'a and her family are wonderful, caring people who have retained their humanity and kindness through the worst hardships imaginable. Please give what you can.

tinyurl.com/SamaasFamily
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Throw a little money into getting a Law Dork paid subscription today, folks.

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November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Creator Day is over here in Aus but it's probably still on elsewhere! (Actually is still on, I'm sure, I know time zones pffft)

Get the stuff: itch.io/b/3410/creat...

Includes YA urban science fantasy queer magical space opera and that's just in three books

@aimeecozza.com #CreatorDay2025 💙📚🪐
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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White House pooler S.V. Daté releases a statement about President Trump's video on the DC shooting not NOT saying it was AI-generated

(VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvcj...)
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Sending love to my Indigenous and Native friends and mutuals this week.

Friends, please remember this is a day of mourning for many of our Indigenous and Native neighbors for a very good reason. Please be respectful of that, and them.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's says on the tin this porno is for pyros
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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IMO the weird exception some supposed leftists seem to make for condemning-the-theft-of-labor-except-art-lol-steal-that-shit is just a weird intersection with puritan "if you enjoy yourself, it's not a real job" brainworms.

"fun" job = member of the leisure class (ROFL) = fair game. Somehow.
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I have 2 days left to make $900 and ive made $0 so far!!!! Please help us keep our power on and a roof over our head!!!!!
I need to make $900 by Friday for rent, utilities, flea meds, and some loan payments. Literally anything at all helps us survive until Logan can find a job. PLEEEEEAASE HELP!! Paypal.me/rawrglicious
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November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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DUMB CLUBHOUSE GIVEAWAY!

Wanna win an entire FREE year in The Dumb Clubhouse courtesy of @angryalgonquin.bsky.social! All you have to do is "like" and reply to this post below.

We'll choose FIVE WINNERS live during The Mary Jo Pehl Show's QVC Special on Tuesday, November 25 @ 8pm ET. Good luck!
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I would decline to voluntarily cooperate. No way. Issue a subpoena and fight it out in court.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?

LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Wow! This systemic problem is really structural and far-reaching. Anyway, here are three tips for how you an individual can fix your conduct
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends

Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
The Antisemitism Post (tm)
Gotta get the history to know where the tropes live in the discourse today.
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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THEY RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY
WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my prayer
So consecrate me
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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How can you just leave me standing
Alone in a world that's so cold?
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Come out Virginia
don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

Only the good die young
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM