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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
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monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
It’s already happening. Case in point the sheer number of tiresome people making this crack today
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
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I do not think Trump sucked off Bill Clinton. I don’t think trump’s lungs have ever been in good enough shape to provide the necessary sucking power for that descriptor to be accurate
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I do not think Trump sucked off Bill Clinton. I don’t think trump’s lungs have ever been in good enough shape to provide the necessary sucking power for that descriptor to be accurate
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As a Trump supporter, I keep sharing photos of Trump and Epstein in the same room at the same time, to make clear they are two separate people.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
As a Trump supporter, I keep sharing photos of Trump and Epstein in the same room at the same time, to make clear they are two separate people.
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
im not using any kind of jesus ai unless it's creators can promise that jesus will ask me for cock pics and tell me to kill myself
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
im not using any kind of jesus ai unless it's creators can promise that jesus will ask me for cock pics and tell me to kill myself
getting defeated in a battle called “waterloo” is fucking embarrassing. “yeah, i got my ass handed to me on the plains of toilet juice.” i’d kill myself
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
getting defeated in a battle called “waterloo” is fucking embarrassing. “yeah, i got my ass handed to me on the plains of toilet juice.” i’d kill myself
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
mushroom feds knocking on my door because I posted questionably things on the mycelial network
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
mushroom feds knocking on my door because I posted questionably things on the mycelial network
if Dems are too scared to fight then I’ll take matters into my own hands. until republicans come to the table w.r.t ACA subsidies, I am declaring a national piss strike. no pee until we have assurances for healthcare. republicans, your fucking move
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
if Dems are too scared to fight then I’ll take matters into my own hands. until republicans come to the table w.r.t ACA subsidies, I am declaring a national piss strike. no pee until we have assurances for healthcare. republicans, your fucking move
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making a ppt for my upcoming cabin trip with friends and it's about f1
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
making a ppt for my upcoming cabin trip with friends and it's about f1
utilizing ai in my current job by instructing it to email death threats to my boss
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
utilizing ai in my current job by instructing it to email death threats to my boss
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Based as FUCK
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November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Fuck your feelings, none of this actually affects you. The only emotion you should be feeling is shame.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fuck your feelings, none of this actually affects you. The only emotion you should be feeling is shame.
“squad goals!” I yell at the police officers as they unload clip after clip into my limp body
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“squad goals!” I yell at the police officers as they unload clip after clip into my limp body
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Primary everyone. Every. One. For, if nothing else, not ousting professional loser Schumer from his position. They are fundamentally disinterested in helping you. They all gotta go. All of them. Even the ones I like. You gotta replace everybody with a progressive or a socialist.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Primary everyone. Every. One. For, if nothing else, not ousting professional loser Schumer from his position. They are fundamentally disinterested in helping you. They all gotta go. All of them. Even the ones I like. You gotta replace everybody with a progressive or a socialist.
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Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
This is a lovely sentiment but Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028 and he knows this. At which point he will be 77/78. There's no mechanism to recall a sitting senator AFAIK.
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
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In the heat of the ACA chaos, remember this simple truth: None of this mess happens with universal healthcare. If you're done watching healthcare become a political bargaining chip every time the government faces a shutdown or budget cut, stop waiting and start acting.🧵👇
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
In the heat of the ACA chaos, remember this simple truth: None of this mess happens with universal healthcare. If you're done watching healthcare become a political bargaining chip every time the government faces a shutdown or budget cut, stop waiting and start acting.🧵👇
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If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.
These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If the rest don’t oust Schumer immediately, then the entire U.S. Senate sold us out. They think we’re stupid. It’s insulting.
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I don’t think I’ll get over how this is probably the literal worst outcome possible from the shutdown, and it’s entirely from the Senate Democrats own choice
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don’t think I’ll get over how this is probably the literal worst outcome possible from the shutdown, and it’s entirely from the Senate Democrats own choice
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Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao