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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
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What did he mean
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What did he mean
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razor made me watch this video. she swore up and down despite it seeming like slop that it's actually peak
AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE
i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful
AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE
i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful
We ended up accidentally watching this whole video yesterday, and against all odds, it ended up being one of the greatest pieces of cinema I've ever experienced:
youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
YouTube video by ish
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
razor made me watch this video. she swore up and down despite it seeming like slop that it's actually peak
AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE
i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful
AND GOD DAMN IT SHE'S NOT EXAGGERATING. IF THIS WERE ON LETTERBOXD I'D GIVE IT A 5. ZERO HYPERBOLE
i cannot fucking BELIEVE how good this is. what the fuck. emergent storytelling is beautiful
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load bearing paper towels
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
load bearing paper towels
every time I get into an argument on reddit I draw a picture of the other person giving birth to shadow the hedgehog
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every time I get into an argument on reddit I draw a picture of the other person giving birth to shadow the hedgehog
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I have eaten a New York hot dog stand hot dog and a Chicago hot dog stand hot dog. If I eat a Los Angelos hot dog stand hot dog, I will have inherited the breadth of America’s hot dog knowledge.
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have eaten a New York hot dog stand hot dog and a Chicago hot dog stand hot dog. If I eat a Los Angelos hot dog stand hot dog, I will have inherited the breadth of America’s hot dog knowledge.
foreskin regrowth technology has advanced enough that I can get five extra fores and make my shit look like squidward tentacle
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
foreskin regrowth technology has advanced enough that I can get five extra fores and make my shit look like squidward tentacle
(Scrooge opening window) “you down there, what day is it?”
“The day after Christmas, sir”
“FUCK”
“The day after Christmas, sir”
“FUCK”
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
(Scrooge opening window) “you down there, what day is it?”
“The day after Christmas, sir”
“FUCK”
“The day after Christmas, sir”
“FUCK”
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thought this was a New York Times article
She Got Fucked Until Her Body Was Trained To Not Cum Unless She Got Raw Cock, And Now She's Getting Her First Proper Taste Of Creampie Sex This Shy Girl Beautiful Girl Is Lifting Her Creampie Ban! 3 Raw Fucks Sora Asahi
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
thought this was a New York Times article
there are people traveling from all across the world to go to Times Square. why? Large Big Advertisement
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
there are people traveling from all across the world to go to Times Square. why? Large Big Advertisement
I have eaten a New York hot dog stand hot dog and a Chicago hot dog stand hot dog. If I eat a Los Angelos hot dog stand hot dog, I will have inherited the breadth of America’s hot dog knowledge.
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have eaten a New York hot dog stand hot dog and a Chicago hot dog stand hot dog. If I eat a Los Angelos hot dog stand hot dog, I will have inherited the breadth of America’s hot dog knowledge.
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Christmas gift for the group chat :)
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Christmas gift for the group chat :)
Christmas gift for the group chat :)
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Christmas gift for the group chat :)
happy anniversary of that fuckin bomb in Nashville that we just don’t talk about as a society
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
happy anniversary of that fuckin bomb in Nashville that we just don’t talk about as a society
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he was wrong when he stole christmas
coffee made by a transmasc who very clearly dislikes you. It is the best coffee you’ve ever had
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
coffee made by a transmasc who very clearly dislikes you. It is the best coffee you’ve ever had
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unfortunately I enjoy being a little bit insane
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
unfortunately I enjoy being a little bit insane
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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👍
Johnson: If we lose the House majority, the radical left will impeach President Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
👍
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Never forget
before child labor laws, ten children a day were crushed between the gears at the cheesecake factory
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Never forget
run from it all you want. truth has no boundary. there is no corner which will not be illuminated by the Light. sonic and shadow are fucking like crazy and shadows bottoming
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
run from it all you want. truth has no boundary. there is no corner which will not be illuminated by the Light. sonic and shadow are fucking like crazy and shadows bottoming