becca
@becca-ar.bsky.social
corvid apologist, dnd enthusiast, tired millenial
she/her
she/her
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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ARTHUR: so you put the sword in the stone, that I might pull it out and be king
MERLIN: yes it was quite the jape
ARTHUR: and you turned me into a fish
MERLIN: hilarious
ARTHUR: merlin I need you to be more serious
MERLIN: your best friend is fucking your wife
ARTHUR: less serious than that
MERLIN: yes it was quite the jape
ARTHUR: and you turned me into a fish
MERLIN: hilarious
ARTHUR: merlin I need you to be more serious
MERLIN: your best friend is fucking your wife
ARTHUR: less serious than that
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ARTHUR: so you put the sword in the stone, that I might pull it out and be king
MERLIN: yes it was quite the jape
ARTHUR: and you turned me into a fish
MERLIN: hilarious
ARTHUR: merlin I need you to be more serious
MERLIN: your best friend is fucking your wife
ARTHUR: less serious than that
MERLIN: yes it was quite the jape
ARTHUR: and you turned me into a fish
MERLIN: hilarious
ARTHUR: merlin I need you to be more serious
MERLIN: your best friend is fucking your wife
ARTHUR: less serious than that
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Oh I was NOT prepared for Hunter Schafer in Tilda Swinton's Orlando wardrobe today
The LEVELS of gender at work here
The LEVELS of gender at work here
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh I was NOT prepared for Hunter Schafer in Tilda Swinton's Orlando wardrobe today
The LEVELS of gender at work here
The LEVELS of gender at work here
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can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
can albanian speakers please tell me more about this verb that apparently means “to die” but only for humans and bees???
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
December 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
hell.....yes
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Not only don't I think this is a crank theory, I think it's obviously true almost at the sun-rises-in-the-east level.
My sort of crank, not thought through theory is that as MBA brain has proliferated, management of businesses has gotten more and more divorced from the particulars of the businesses they’re managing, and CEOs’ jobs are “business” in the same way Ken’s job is “beach.”
Best explanation is upper management are MAGA true believers
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Not only don't I think this is a crank theory, I think it's obviously true almost at the sun-rises-in-the-east level.
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I know a fae trap when I see one
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know a fae trap when I see one
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timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany
September 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany
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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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Hey there, Delilah
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
September 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey there, Delilah
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
Can you hear me through the floorboards
Below which my dismembered corpse
Provides the only records
Of your crime?
A long way back from hell I've had to climb
Now I speak in rhyme
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utter dream home in mexico city
IG casitamxhome
IG casitamxhome
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
utter dream home in mexico city
IG casitamxhome
IG casitamxhome
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.
June 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.
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“What would you do with the money?”
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
September 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“What would you do with the money?”
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
Broke: go to more concerts
Woke: buy a concert venue
Bespoke: pay a struggling musician $100k a year plus benefits for three years to write a rock opera shitting on my enemies
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how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
September 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW