so i'm an idiot, and when i first read this my immediate response was 'why is amanda keeping staples in the pantry? that's not where a stapler goes'

that is indeed how we roll here

My sincerest condolences for your loss

and she is going to STAY THAT WAY for at least ONE ROUND, so help me god

For a hot second I genuinely thought this was a place near @wagnarok.bsky.social

Mine transitioned fully over to only buying gifts for the kids a while ago, with a White Elephant style books-only exchange for the larger extended family that tends to get heated

If you have a family of readers I can't recommend a book exchange highly enough, it's always hilarious