Beardsandennui
@beardsandennui.bsky.social
I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum
Another cis-het middle-class white guy. Cardiff, woke lefty politics, football stuff, pizza
Aka @beardsandennui on the bird site or @plantdaddy on mastodon.
Another cis-het middle-class white guy. Cardiff, woke lefty politics, football stuff, pizza
Aka @beardsandennui on the bird site or @plantdaddy on mastodon.
Its that time of year. Fuck spotify, but an educated guess at my top artists of the year is Los Campesinos, The National, Martha, Mac Miller, Deftones.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Its that time of year. Fuck spotify, but an educated guess at my top artists of the year is Los Campesinos, The National, Martha, Mac Miller, Deftones.
At the driving range. Doing a simulated 18 holes, having barely ever swung a club. Needless to say it is not doing well
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
At the driving range. Doing a simulated 18 holes, having barely ever swung a club. Needless to say it is not doing well
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
In other news, water accused of being wet
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In other news, water accused of being wet
The word "directly" doing a lot of heavy lifting here
I've never directly called Farage a prick but I can assure you I think he's a prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigel Farage says he's 'never directly racially abused anybody'
The Reform UK leader was responding to reports he made racist remarks to his peers in school in the 1970s.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The word "directly" doing a lot of heavy lifting here
This prick turning up in my post. Get all the way to fuck
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This prick turning up in my post. Get all the way to fuck
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Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.
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RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢
I'm finally gonna see the Mountain Goats!
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm finally gonna see the Mountain Goats!
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It's international men's day. Slip a crisp 20 into the back pocket of your favourite man and tell him his hair looks good.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's international men's day. Slip a crisp 20 into the back pocket of your favourite man and tell him his hair looks good.
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Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only
I'm rueing most of the last decade tbh
Still rueing the day, eh? Me and m'boys are rueing entire weeks.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm rueing most of the last decade tbh
I have something in my google calendar next Sunday called "my event"
Anyone wanna tell me what it is?
Anyone wanna tell me what it is?
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have something in my google calendar next Sunday called "my event"
Anyone wanna tell me what it is?
Anyone wanna tell me what it is?
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Horrifying as it is, this won't be much of a surprise to anyone still using twitter.
Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Horrifying as it is, this won't be much of a surprise to anyone still using twitter.
I am so very on board
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are in talks to return for a new 'Mummy' movie.
Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, the filmmaking duo known as Radio Silence, are set to direct the movie for Universal.
(via The Hollywood Reporter)
Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, the filmmaking duo known as Radio Silence, are set to direct the movie for Universal.
(via The Hollywood Reporter)
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am so very on board
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In #JapaneseFolklore there is a #yokai known as basan which is also sometimes called the fire rooster. They are a rare nocturnal bird found only in the mountains of Ehime Prefecture. They resemble a very large chicken with a bright red comb and luminous feathers. Most remarkably...
#FolkyFriday
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#FolkyFriday
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January 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In #JapaneseFolklore there is a #yokai known as basan which is also sometimes called the fire rooster. They are a rare nocturnal bird found only in the mountains of Ehime Prefecture. They resemble a very large chicken with a bright red comb and luminous feathers. Most remarkably...
#FolkyFriday
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#FolkyFriday
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Hello, I would like 1 or more serotonins please
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hello, I would like 1 or more serotonins please
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BREAKING: When asked how his weekend was, Zohran Mamdani said it “it was great!” when in fact it was only alright.
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING: When asked how his weekend was, Zohran Mamdani said it “it was great!” when in fact it was only alright.
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DIDN'T KNOW YER MAM HAD MOVED TO NORTHUMBERLAND @little-bi-guy.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
DIDN'T KNOW YER MAM HAD MOVED TO NORTHUMBERLAND @little-bi-guy.bsky.social
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(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice
Is this not a very reasonable thing to use expenses for?
Sure, it could have been a lot cheaper, but its not like he's paying for landscape gardening or heating his stables or something
Sure, it could have been a lot cheaper, but its not like he's paying for landscape gardening or heating his stables or something
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Is this not a very reasonable thing to use expenses for?
Sure, it could have been a lot cheaper, but its not like he's paying for landscape gardening or heating his stables or something
Sure, it could have been a lot cheaper, but its not like he's paying for landscape gardening or heating his stables or something