I am still convince that man is a work of fiction who somehow escaped the pages of a lesser Dickens novel

For some reason it seems the only club I can hit the ball vaguely well and consistently with, is a 6 iron.

Miraculously, I did beat my friend on several holes.

18000 shots later and I have completed a simulated round of golf. Highlight was getting stuck behind a virtual tree, so no matter where or how far I whacked the ball, it did not move on the computer thingy.

Just got a gaming rig. Wasn't brave enough to self build though - not sure i know enough any more

I eat gluten. I'm just very aware of it

Could a priest bless my football boots? Would that help me be less rubbish?

Ich nichten lichten

Maybe pizza

Butts?

Cardiff is a medium turnip