Beardsandennui
beardsandennui.bsky.social
Beardsandennui
@beardsandennui.bsky.social
I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum

Another cis-het middle-class white guy. Cardiff, woke lefty politics, football stuff, pizza

Aka @beardsandennui on the bird site or @plantdaddy on mastodon.
At the driving range. Doing a simulated 18 holes, having barely ever swung a club. Needless to say it is not doing well
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In other news, water accused of being wet
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This prick turning up in my post. Get all the way to fuck
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Porthcawl is moody
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Non matching strapping on the ankles. Because fashion
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do we think its time to maybe get some new football socks?
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Morning
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Had an absolute bloody bollocks bastard day in work today, absolute hammering.

In a somewhat out of character move, instead of opening a beer or some good old comfort eating, I decided to go for a run about it.
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Have I mentioned that I bloody love Los Campesinos?

I'll never learn to take decent gig photos though
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sky is doing stuff again
October 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Went to see my friend Dug and his new brother Bruce. Bruce is a little timid coz he's only ever lived in kennels at a breeder before being rescued, but he's an absolute softie and we are going to be very good friends.
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I stole a dog
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you see this post a bridge
September 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
A very good post day
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Labour have very happily thrown fuel on this particular fire for the last few years, but NOW we have to tackle it?
September 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
12 years ago I insisted on driving a REALLY long way out of the way to get a damn fine cup of coffee + cherry pie and Twede's cafe and it was absolutely worth it (I'm not sure my gf at the time agreed)
September 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hadn't realised footballs were gender specific, but apparently both men AND women can kick this ball. Can you imagine? The same ball?

It doesn't specify, but I assume non binary folks are allowed to play too? Or do they need a special ball?
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If I was president...
September 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
August 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wales Online having a totally normal one
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Been to the beach
August 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tradescantia showing off
July 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yeah they're still going strong thanks. Mostly living in the bathroom these days coz it gets the best light
July 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is it trying to eat my plants? Does it just want to come watch tv with me?
July 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM