Bean
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Bean
@beanalby.bsky.social
Terrible Programmer. Into videogames, boardgames, & pinball. Developer for Handelabra Games. Humming the bassline. Apprendre le français. He/him.
Also cool is this "post-mortem post-mortem", answering the question, "How was such a detailed, accurate post-mortem put up less than 24 hours later from a giant company?"
Red tape usually slows/kills these things, but kudos to the CEO here prizing transparency
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4597...
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cloudflare's incident reports continue to be absolutely top-notch. Always interesting to see the detailed descriptions of the chain of events that caused major internet outages.
blog.cloudflare.com/18-november-...
Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
Cloudflare suffered a service outage on November 18, 2025. The outage was triggered by a bug in generation logic for a Bot Management feature file causing many Cloudflare services to be affected.
blog.cloudflare.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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This concept is often hard for devs to grasp too, not just players. I put it as "the joy of doing" vs. "the joy of being".

Why does some grind or hard challenge feel joyful in game A, but a chore in game B? You enjoy *existing* in game A. The "thing to do" serves that joy.

Pet the dog. Enjoy being
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The type of person that checks chatbot outputs before using them in a critical function is also the type of person who's never going to be using a chatbot in the first place.

We have no idea how catastrophic the chatbot-driven info collapse is going to be

www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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my favorite Mario side hustle; he should revisit this
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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a lot of effort and success has gone into getting people to think of laws like math or physics, something that simply happens because it does, and thus applies to everything the same way gravity does

a lot of people are realizing too late, or not even really processing, that laws are all made up
This week I had someone tell me they're not worried about SNAP being cut off because "that's illegal, so it's impossible Trump could do that, so obviously it's just media sensationalism." Another person told me they weren't worried about ICE because "they can't detain you if you're legally here."
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"Attempting to play digital .WAV file."

The portent to trans-dimensional cascade failures unlike anything else seen before: HALF-LIFE.
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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my playable mario party costume was a hit at game dev halloween
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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"And on... and on... and Ariston."

The theme tune from the Game Boy version of Data East and Ocean's Robocop game (also featured in the home computer versions) that was famously used in a washing machine TV commercial.
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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one of my favorite things is when the subject of a piece threatens a journalist and the journalist responds by casually printing everything very matter of factly
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Released 44 years ago
"Nazi Punks Fuck Off", the fifth and most important single by the Dead Kennedys

Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (In Studio)

#punk #punks #punkrock #DeadKennedys #nazipunksfuckoff #history #punkrockhistory
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Lil blue guy
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Idle-RPG auto-battler management desktop-game 'Berserk B.I.T.S' launches on November 20.

From the creators of Berserk Boy. Co-published by Among Us-developer InnerSloth.

Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/2348540

#indiegames #steam #indiegame
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Announcing that Rhythm Doggo has a steam page now! It'd be super helpful if you wishlist it!

store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...

Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
Rhythm Doggo on Steam
You wanted to play a video game and just got transformed into a dog! Rhythm Doggo is a classic platform adventure where you play as a dog and make music on the way. Can you go back to your human form?
store.steampowered.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I think about this a lot.
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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addendum: based on the advice of the linked reddit thread I think I was able to simply remove the entire gaming bar by opening a Powershell and entering:

Get-AppxPackage Microsoft.XboxGamingOverlay | Remove-AppxPackage

www.reddit.com/r/microsoft/...
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I like how you can ask, "Use CBC News sources" and it'll produce a bunch of quotes and stats sourced to CBC News. None of it is real, but it'll still give it to you! 🤦‍♂️
Massive new study out from a large number of news organisations - random text generator chatbots are not a reliable source of information.

Includes demonstrations of how it specifically gets climate answers specifically very wrong -->>

www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/...
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Oh my GOD.
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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#anime #manga #comicart #conceptart #gamedev #animationdev #illustration
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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20 years ago, Shadow of the Colossus - ワンダと巨像 - was released. This game changed me forever

I just wish to capture the feeling of wonder and dread that was playing this game
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM