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Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bluesky isn’t perfect but at least its owner isn’t demanding violent insurrection in the UK from thousands of miles away
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I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.
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You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
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The National Cycle Network is 30! 🎂
This week, the Downs Link takes the top spot as our Route of the Week 🌿
This week, the Downs Link takes the top spot as our Route of the Week 🌿
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The National Cycle Network is 30! 🎂
This week, the Downs Link takes the top spot as our Route of the Week 🌿
This week, the Downs Link takes the top spot as our Route of the Week 🌿
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
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SHOWBIZ EXCLUSIVE Leaked Oasis set list
July 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
SHOWBIZ EXCLUSIVE Leaked Oasis set list
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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
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I was just trying to think if I had anything relevant I could post for Star Wars day and then I remembered this… chrisbarkerprints.co.uk/deathstarexp...
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May 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I was just trying to think if I had anything relevant I could post for Star Wars day and then I remembered this… chrisbarkerprints.co.uk/deathstarexp...
I saw 'The Apprentice' recently. Really good even if it does make you feel queasy throughout. The three rules to life, in which he has been,'Mentored' amount to 1) Be as unpleasant as possible all the time and 2&3) Lie all the time. Inspirational stuff. Farage thinks he's the ideal human. #reform
May 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I saw 'The Apprentice' recently. Really good even if it does make you feel queasy throughout. The three rules to life, in which he has been,'Mentored' amount to 1) Be as unpleasant as possible all the time and 2&3) Lie all the time. Inspirational stuff. Farage thinks he's the ideal human. #reform
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Found out today that my neighbour is rather concerned about a prowler and a recent spate of burglaries, according to his diary.
April 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Found out today that my neighbour is rather concerned about a prowler and a recent spate of burglaries, according to his diary.
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The cover of the album Fatherfucker by Peaches and quite honestly the only time I’ve ever heard the term. I had no idea she had so many fans on YouGov.
April 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The cover of the album Fatherfucker by Peaches and quite honestly the only time I’ve ever heard the term. I had no idea she had so many fans on YouGov.
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In heavy traffic between the Trevi fountain and Pompeii. Stuck between Baroque and a charred place.
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
In heavy traffic between the Trevi fountain and Pompeii. Stuck between Baroque and a charred place.
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Many years ago, I got a Christmas present from my aunt. She had beautiful handwriting and careful written on the label was "Dear Timothy, Merry Christopher, love Margaret". One of her brothers was called Christopher. I always think of that when wrapping presents.
April 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Many years ago, I got a Christmas present from my aunt. She had beautiful handwriting and careful written on the label was "Dear Timothy, Merry Christopher, love Margaret". One of her brothers was called Christopher. I always think of that when wrapping presents.
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