batterpunts 🦆
@batterpunts.bsky.social
Splendidly Legible Ontologically Reticent Polyglyphs
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Incoming! The dog is now picking up some Festive Frequencies! 🐕🌪️🎄
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
The FESTIVE UPDATE for Dogspinner, an important tool by me and @todepond.com, is here for December only! Play it here:
Pigenpalace.com
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@blakeyrat.bsky.social yo how's the weather?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
@blakeyrat.bsky.social yo how's the weather?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
given you're talking about a pot and lid, i guess no flooding disaster's befallen seattle?
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
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Holy shit, Spotify is fucking repugnant. I keep thinking I know how trash that platform is, and I keep being shocked all over again.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
My girlfriend has spent countless hours setting up a home server filled with the music we own, painstakingly tagging albums and installing a way to listen to music outside the house.
Meanwhile Spotify now recommends fake AI bands. The real King Gizz band left the platform months ago.
Meanwhile Spotify now recommends fake AI bands. The real King Gizz band left the platform months ago.
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Holy shit, Spotify is fucking repugnant. I keep thinking I know how trash that platform is, and I keep being shocked all over again.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
An old person, I just hoard MP3s. I buy ‘em with Bandcamp and stream from my hard drive with Plex.
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much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
much like a banana, my dick is also curved, produces no seed, is bright yellow, people disagree on which end its supposed to peel from,
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
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OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
July 4, 2023 at 2:44 PM
OZYMANDIAS, THE FRESH KING OF KINGS
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
I whistled for a traveler, and when he came near,
His land was antique, and he frowned at my sneer,
If anything I could say ye mighty, despair,
But I thought, “Nah, forget it—my wreck’s boundless and bare!”
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead
@esvrld.bsky.social while reading the ogdo, occasionally the thought bubbles up within me that for parts or whole, this is not the intent.
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@esvrld.bsky.social while reading the ogdo, occasionally the thought bubbles up within me that for parts or whole, this is not the intent.
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A bunny shark from this day in 2020 🐇🦈
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A bunny shark from this day in 2020 🐇🦈
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My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
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TOGA & apply cream #planeposting #planeyboys
October 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
TOGA & apply cream #planeposting #planeyboys
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when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice
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From "Niccolo" graduation short film (Gobelins school, France).
Inspired by Italian violinist and composer Niccolo Paganini.
And I can also feel Yoshitaka Amano's influence, clearly.
Coming October 8 on Youtube.
www.instagram.com/niccolo.gobe...
Inspired by Italian violinist and composer Niccolo Paganini.
And I can also feel Yoshitaka Amano's influence, clearly.
Coming October 8 on Youtube.
www.instagram.com/niccolo.gobe...
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
From "Niccolo" graduation short film (Gobelins school, France).
Inspired by Italian violinist and composer Niccolo Paganini.
And I can also feel Yoshitaka Amano's influence, clearly.
Coming October 8 on Youtube.
www.instagram.com/niccolo.gobe...
Inspired by Italian violinist and composer Niccolo Paganini.
And I can also feel Yoshitaka Amano's influence, clearly.
Coming October 8 on Youtube.
www.instagram.com/niccolo.gobe...
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